topic Re: KEEP IT LIGHT TONIGHT in Community Chat

KEEP IT LIGHT TONIGHT

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 11 Sep 2020 08:17:30 GMT

21. I am Sweet, Lovable, Kind, Shy, Innocent... Oh for heaven's sake, stop Laughing.

22. I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself I never knew.

23. I'm not arguing. I'm simply Explaining I'm Right.

24. Don't give me your Attitude unless you want mine!!

25. Yes, I do smile a little when Karma pays a visit to someone who desperately deserves it.

26. Today I got my happy pills and my ticked off pills mixed up and I think I took one of each. So now I'm ticked off but Happy about it.

27. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them...

28. If you don't like where you are, MOVE, YOU ARE NOT A TREE.

29. My mouth is not a bakery, I don't sugar coat anything...If you ask my opinion, I am going to tell the truth. Not what you want to hear? Deal with it.

30. Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid stuff is FIRED.

31. The best thing about me...I'm a limited edition. There are no other copies. Bet you're thinking thank the good lord.

32. Do you remember the time when we couldn't wait to grow up? HMMMM... What the heck were we thinking??

33. Staying quiet doesn't mean I have nothing to say, it means I don't think you're ready to hear my thoughts.

34. Some people suck the nice right out of you.

35. A good mood is like a balloon...one little pinch is all it takes to ruin it.

36. The only exercise some people get is running their mouth, jumping to conclusions and pushing their luck.

37. This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

38. If each day is a gift...can we get a refund on the lousy ones?

39. Don't rush me. I'm still deciding whether to be productive today or not.

40. People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

Re: KEEP IT LIGHT TONIGHT

DbinMD — Fri, 11 Sep 2020 09:56:57 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

I can't stop laughing at #26.

#21 & #31 are great..

Have a great day!

Re: KEEP IT LIGHT TONIGHT

SandySparkles — Sat, 12 Sep 2020 00:33:21 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma 😂 This hilarious collection started off with a BANG! Number 21 had me in stitches, while several others unleashed .giggles too!! Whewwww. That was a really good laugh!!!😂😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Re: KEEP IT LIGHT TONIGHT

NEvans2 — Sat, 12 Sep 2020 02:28:43 GMT

I like all of them!

Re: KEEP IT LIGHT TONIGHT

Lindsays Grandma — Sat, 12 Sep 2020 04:44:22 GMT

@SandySparkles I always enjoy reading your comments, you have this unique way of explaining yourself. You are so real and so full of life and you make me smile.

Re: KEEP IT LIGHT TONIGHT

SandySparkles — Wed, 16 Sep 2020 02:01:48 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Thank you.😊 Reading your post warmed my heart.❤

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Re: KEEP IT LIGHT TONIGHT

wilma — Wed, 16 Sep 2020 17:30:25 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma
My favorites:

28. If you don't like where you are, MOVE, YOU ARE NOT A TREE.

32. Do you remember the time when we couldn't wait to grow up? HMMMM... What the heck were we thinking??

37. This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.