THIS AND THAT

Lindsays Grandma — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 09:20:23 GMT

1. Me: But I heard juice cleanses are good for you...

Doctor: Drinking nothing but mimosas for three days

isn't a juice cleanse.

2. You are only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

3. I'm not someone who can be controlled. I want someone who will watch me do my thing and be like, "That's my girl."

4. If I ever tell you about my past, it's never because I want you to feel sorry for me but so you can understand why I am who I am...me.

5. Sometimes the best thing you can do is keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. The truth always comes out in the end.

6. There's an unwritten rule that if you need something and it's available at your mom's house, it's yours.

7. Most women are not looking for a man to take care of them anymore. They're just looking for a man they don't have to take care of.

8. When things go wrong, and time is tough, I just look up and say, "I know you are testing me, I will wait for the day you will reward me for being strong."

9. ROSES ARE RED, NUTS ARE BROWN, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. It is not what you think, it's a LIPTON TEA BAG. Get your mind out of the gutter....

10. I respect any man who can heal a Heart he didn't break...And raise a child he didn't make.

11. Everything we hear is not an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.

12. Happiness is just sadness that hasn't happened yet.

13. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

14. Just because I am up at 7 a.m. on a Saturday doesn't mean I am ready to do things...

15. A strong woman accepts both compliments and criticism graciously, knowing that it takes both sunshine

and rain for a flower to grow..

16. A strong woman knows how to keep her life in order. Even with tears in her eyes, she still manages to say, "I'm okay" with a smile.

17. A strong woman loves, forgives, walks away, let's go, tries again, perseveres...no matter what life throws at her.

18. If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.

19. Here's to strong women. May we know them, May we be them, May we raise them.

20. Staying positive doesn't mean you have to be happy all the time, it means that even on hard days you know that there are better days coming.

21. Be happy - it drives them crazy.

22. Be bold enough to listen to your voice, brave enough to listen to your heart, and strong enough to live the life you've always imagined.

23. They say "do what you love and money will follow" so I ate chocolate and drank some wine.....Now I wait.

24. You can break down a woman temporarily but a Real Woman will always pick up the pieces, rebuild herself and come back stronger than ever.

25. Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it's inspiring.

26. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

The End

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godi — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 11:19:10 GMT

All are great but 9 is a hoot! ❤️☕️

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DbinMD — Tue, 18 Aug 2020 16:27:23 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

These are great!!😊

Especially #9. My oh my. 🤣😅

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