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READY FOR MORE WORDS?

Lindsays Grandma — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 06:55:43 GMT

1. I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

2. Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

3. I miss crawling into a mans arms, kissing his neck, saying those three little words in his ear, "And another thing..."

4. I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.

5. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.

6. Cable appointment - the cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was, I told him it is between 8:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m..

7. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

8. It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

10. The best things in life are actually really expensive.

11. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

12. Well - behaved women seldom make history.

13. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.

14. Always remember you are unique - just like everybody else.

15. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

16. If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving definitely isn't for you.

17. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible."

18. The difference between genius and stupidity is, genius has its limits.

19. The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

20. When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"

appm — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 08:08:47 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma As usual, these are great. That "I'm possible" one (#17) is clever. I never looked at it that way.

Mimi 1883 — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 09:22:07 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma I think #6 is pretty funny.

OKPrincess — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 13:30:03 GMT

#9 my post retirement life 😁

Mindy D — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 16:51:22 GMT

#1 is very funny.

Porcelain — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 19:29:00 GMT

16 is pretty good. Thanks for the laugh!

SandySparkles — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 19:41:40 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Numbers 8, 9, and 13 are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!🤣🤣🤣🤣They will be on my mind all day!😂😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

J Town Girl — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 20:23:23 GMT

I think my favorites are numbers 3, 6, and 10.

Thanks for posting. It feels good to be able to get a good laugh.