TEACHER ASKED...

Lindsays Grandma — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 06:15:05 GMT

1. Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years old.

Teacher: What? How can that be possible?

Kid: He became a father only when I was born.

Logic: Children are quick and always speak their minds.

2. T: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Me: Here it is.

T: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?

Class: Maria.

3. T: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?

G: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

T: No, that's wrong.

G: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I love this child)

4. T: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

D: H - I -J - K - L- M- N- O

T: What are you talking about?

D: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

5. T: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is the same as

your brothers. Did you copy his?

C: No sir, it's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

6. T: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on

talking when people are no longer listening?

H: A teacher.

7. I respect any man who can heal a heart he didn't break...

and raise a child he didn't make.

8. What you allow, is what will continue.

Re: TEACHER ASKED...

Starpolisher — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 14:41:21 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

Lol! Loved this!👏🏻😂

Re: TEACHER ASKED...

Starpolisher — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 22:57:30 GMT

More school humor!😊

NOTE: Just remembered tonight, I copied this picture from another poster here. @wilma . I'd forgotten where I got it from as it was in my picture gallery. Thought I should give her credit for it.

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