topic Re: TIME TO LAUGH PART 2 in Community Chat

TIME TO LAUGH PART 2

Lindsays Grandma — Thu, 23 Jul 2020 05:53:44 GMT

10. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

11. Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to "The Huff?" It's less of a hassle.

12. Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

13. A drummer's wife had quadruplets. He wanted

to name each one Anna. She asked him how they

would tell them apart. He replied, "Anna1, Anna2...

14. What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

15. Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggy.

16. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's okay, he woke up.

17. Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?

Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke.

18 You can't lose a homing pigeon. If your homing

pigeon doesn't come back, then what you have is a

lost pigeon.

godi — Thu, 23 Jul 2020 14:45:25 GMT

OMG number13 is a hoot! 🤣❤️☕️

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 24 Jul 2020 02:30:22 GMT

@godi wrote:
OMG number13 is a hoot! 🤣❤️☕️

@godi ...I love that one, everytime I read it I laugh out loud

SandySparkles — Fri, 24 Jul 2020 02:48:09 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma This is a cute collection of corny jokes! Numbers 13 and 15 are golden.😂😂

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