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    <title>topic Re: HILLARIOUS BAD JOB POSTINGS in Community Chat</title>
    <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/HILLARIOUS-BAD-JOB-POSTINGS/m-p/6341019#M1607089</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;Love these. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️☕️&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 11:01:37 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>godi</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2020-07-02T11:01:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>HILLARIOUS BAD JOB POSTINGS</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/HILLARIOUS-BAD-JOB-POSTINGS/m-p/6340909#M1607052</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;1.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;WAITRESS WANTED:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; Must be 18 years old with&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; 20 years experience.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;2.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Now Hiring:&amp;nbsp; Cemetery Superintendent.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; The ideal candidate must be able to&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;supervise in a fast-paced environment.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;3.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;WANTED, SCUBA diving instructor,&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; no experience necessary.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;4.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Recruitment Coordinator: You will&amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; assist in the day to day ruining of the team.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;5.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Cab Driver Wanted: Must have good &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; driving and criminal record.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;6.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Job Offer:&amp;nbsp; To cook people with&amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; or without experience.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;7.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Piano PLayer Wanted.&amp;nbsp; Must have &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;knowledge of opening clams.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;8.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Wanted:&amp;nbsp; A counseling psychiatrist to &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; coordinate&amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;mental health prevention initiative.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;9.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Our Lady of Fatima preschool is &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; in&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp;need&amp;nbsp; of a PT 2-yr old teacher.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;10.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Now Hiring Cashier:&amp;nbsp; Cannot look&amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; like&amp;nbsp; Skeletor from He-Man.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 05:56:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/HILLARIOUS-BAD-JOB-POSTINGS/m-p/6340909#M1607052</guid>
      <dc:creator>Lindsays Grandma</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-07-02T05:56:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: HILLARIOUS BAD JOB POSTINGS</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/HILLARIOUS-BAD-JOB-POSTINGS/m-p/6341019#M1607089</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Love these. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️☕️&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 11:01:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/HILLARIOUS-BAD-JOB-POSTINGS/m-p/6341019#M1607089</guid>
      <dc:creator>godi</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-07-02T11:01:37Z</dc:date>
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