MORE CORNY JOKES

Lindsays Grandma — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 04:45:16 GMT

1. My sister bet me a hundred dollars. I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

2. How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian.

3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty except for a single dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

5. What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

6. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store.

7. I'm on a whisky diet, I've lost 3 days already.

8. I went to the doctor the other day and said- "Do you have anything for wind?" He gave me a kite.

9. My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed!

Never knew they worked.

10. Two fish in a tank. One says, "How do you drive this thing?"

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day- but I couldn't find any.

12. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who named him Juan. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They are twins, if you see Juan, you see Amal."

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DbinMD — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 12:19:35 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

These are so funny, esp the last one!!

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SandySparkles — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 17:29:59 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂😂...I think MIL'S around the world will be throwing bricks at #9! I just had to share it, and EVERYONE wholeheartedly AGREED😂😂😂.

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