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CORNY JOKES CONTINUED

Lindsays Grandma — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 06:27:46 GMT

15. What does a house wear?

Address!!

16. Why are toilets always so good at poker?

They always get a flush.

17. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

(I love this job because it never gets old)

18. You hear rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

19. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

20. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it might make him faster. But if anything, it made him more

sluggish.

21. How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

22. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he's a real pain in the neck.

23. My teachers told me I'd never amount to much since

I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait."

24. Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were a lot of knights.

25. What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

26. Why aren't Koalas considered bears?

Because they don't have the right koala-fications.

27. Want to hear a joke about a roof?

The first one's on the house.

I'm not old

I am a classic

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SandySparkles — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 06:35:22 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma I knew the title of this thread would not disappoint! These are soooo corny, and yet soooo funny.😂😂😂. Numbers 22 and 23 are my favorites!😊

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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DbinMD — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 08:59:21 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

LOL!!

These are great!!

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NicksmomESQ — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 09:41:42 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂😂😂 Thank you!! I just got some bad news & this made me laugh for a few minutes.

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Silver Lining — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:07:27 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma, thank you for the instant laughs. They are my favorite kind of jokes.

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candyagain — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:13:40 GMT

Great thread!

My corny joke favorite for over 40 years....

Q. What do electric snakes run on?

A. Tiny little feet!