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A FEW QUICK LAUGHS

Lindsays Grandma — Wed, 17 Jun 2020 08:36:59 GMT

1. Bouncer: "Sorry, I need to see your ID."

Girl: "I told you I'm thirty years old.

Why would anyone lie about that?"

2. People say, "I'm taking it one day at a time."

"You know what? So is everyone else. That's

how time works."

3. Ann: I hear that you are a hypochondriac.

Stan: Well, my doctor says I'm not, but

I spent 3 days reading about it on the

Internet and I have all the symptoms.

4. A guy gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks,

You were speeding, didn't you see the speed limit sign? The man replies, "Yes, I saw the speed limit sign, but I didn't see you."

5. Q. If you're an American in the kitchen,

what are you when you're in the bathroom?

A. European.

6. My wife is so negative. I remembered the

car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag.

Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot

the baby.

I'm not old.

I'm a classic.

Re: A FEW QUICK LAUGHS

godi — Wed, 17 Jun 2020 12:27:54 GMT

All are funny but that last one is hysterical. 🤣🤣🤣❤️☕️

Re: A FEW QUICK LAUGHS

SandySparkles — Wed, 17 Jun 2020 22:28:24 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma I wish I had the animated emoji that is rolling on the floor laughing, because that is how I feel about #6🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Goodness-every time I read it, I crack up all over again.🤣🤣🤣 That is definitely the joke of the DAY( wiping my eyes).😁

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