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BEST CORNY JOKES PART 1

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 05:31:46 GMT

1. Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

2. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

3. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

4. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

5. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

6. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

7. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

8. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they fit me.

9. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

10. The graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

11. Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

12. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth

hurt-y.

Re: BEST CORNY JOKES PART 1

denisemb — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 07:39:22 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

2. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

THAT explains why squirrels follow me! LOL

Thanks, always love your jokes and funnies.

Re: BEST CORNY JOKES PART 1

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 07:56:38 GMT

@denisemb wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma

2. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

THAT explains why squirrels follow me! LOL

Thanks, always love your jokes and funnies.

@denisemb ...Okay, now that you said it you have to explain how squirrels follow you.

Re: BEST CORNY JOKES PART 1

DbinMD — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 10:07:24 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

Corny, yes but too funny!!!

Re: BEST CORNY JOKES PART 1

denisemb — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 10:45:44 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@denisemb wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma

2. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

THAT explains why squirrels follow me! LOL

Thanks, always love your jokes and funnies.
@denisemb ...Okay, now that you said it you have to explain how squirrels follow you.

Because...I'm ALWAYS nuts!!

Re: BEST CORNY JOKES PART 1

Texasmouse — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 14:56:33 GMT

#11 was my favorite. 😊

Re: BEST CORNY JOKES PART 1

KKJ — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 15:07:04 GMT

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A--mean--oh--acid

Re: BEST CORNY JOKES PART 1

KKJ — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 20:10:05 GMT

What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.