topic Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHS PART 4 in Community Chat

TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHS PART 4

Lindsays Grandma — Thu, 04 Jun 2020 06:31:12 GMT

34. I finally realized why people are prisoners of their phones...that's why it's called a "cell" phone.

35. I feel like I should clean the house, so I'm going to lay down and take a nap until the feeling passes.

36. HR: Did you call an employee stupid?

ME: No, I asked him if he was stupid.

37. My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test. YES - I replied. It's called LIFE.

38. Just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car. Using my phone as a flash light.

39. A policeman came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I said Kindergarten.

41. Teacher: What is your date of birth?

Student: October 13th.

Teacher: Which year?

Student: It is every year.

42. Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it, subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

43. My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!!

godi — Thu, 04 Jun 2020 10:41:04 GMT

Nothing better than morning coffee ☕️ and your posts @Lindsays Grandma ❤️

LTT1 — Thu, 04 Jun 2020 12:45:13 GMT

Thank you for starting this thread!

godi — Thu, 04 Jun 2020 12:49:07 GMT

@LTT1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LTT1 — Thu, 04 Jun 2020 20:05:08 GMT

take a bow 🙇🏼‍♀️