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TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER CONTINUED

Lindsays Grandma — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 04:10:25 GMT

12. Him: "You're the cutest girl I've ever seen!"

Her: "You jut want to get me in bed."

Him: "WOW, you're smart too. I like that."

13. Getting into an argument with a woman is like being arrested because anything and everything will be used against you.

14. Coffee is not a matter of life or death. It is more important than that.

15. If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

16. "My father is semi-retired. He goes half way to work, and then he comes home.

17. I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

18. Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide bodies.

19. If you are lonely, dim the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while you won't feel alone anymore.

20. Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert

advice.

21. I have the ability to drive people crazy. I don't know if I was born with it or I learned it. But DARN I am good at it.

22. I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way.

23. I hate it when people see me at the super market and they are like, "hey what are you doing here?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER CONTINUED

SandySparkles — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 05:43:02 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma #12 & #13 are soooo funny, but I can't stop laughing at #18😂😂🤣🤣. Every time I look at it, I crack up again!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER CONTINUED

godi — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 10:37:10 GMT

22 is me. My whole life I have been a clutz. My Dad always said I could trip over the flower design in the carpet! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER CONTINUED

sligo — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 11:59:15 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma,THANK YOU!! YOU MAKE ME SMILE EVERY MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER CONTINUED

pommom — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 12:40:33 GMT

#15

Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER CONTINUED

J Town Girl — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 18:29:24 GMT

My favorite one is #15

Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER CONTINUED

Lindsays Grandma — Wed, 03 Jun 2020 08:09:23 GMT

@godi wrote:
22 is me. My whole life I have been a clutz. My Dad always said I could trip over the flower design in the carpet! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

@godi ...I cracked up when I read about you tripping over the flower design in the carpet. Now that should be included in one of the "Time for Jokes."