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    <title>topic Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER in Community Chat</title>
    <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6279094#M1591105</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="3"&gt;How do you make a kleenex dance?&amp;nbsp; Put a little boogie in it!&amp;nbsp; &lt;img id="smileytongue" class="emoticon emoticon-smileytongue" src="https://community.qvc.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.png" alt="Smiley Tongue" title="Smiley Tongue" /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 10:53:51 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Sweet Caroline 1</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2020-06-01T10:53:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6278981#M1591091</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;1.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;If you can't laugh at yourself, call me.&amp;nbsp; I'll be happy to laugh at you.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;2.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;3.&amp;nbsp; My dentist told me I need a crown!&amp;nbsp; I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;4.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;WORK SHOPS FOR HAPPY COUPLES:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;HE WORKS&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;SHE SHOPS&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;5.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Welcome!&amp;nbsp; Today's Specials Are:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Lack of sleep, up too early and low on patience.&amp;nbsp; Thank you, come again!!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;6.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Every night it's the endless battle between sleep and the Internet.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;7.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:&amp;nbsp; "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot."&amp;nbsp; I got detention for asking which end.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;8.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Sometimes late at night I dig a hole in my backyard to keep the nosy neighbors guessing.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;9.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over!!!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;10.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts.&amp;nbsp; As I grew up I realized people are more scary.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;TO BE CONTINUED&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 05:16:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6278981#M1591091</guid>
      <dc:creator>Lindsays Grandma</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-06-01T05:16:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6279016#M1591095</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;The number 10 is me!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 06:13:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6279016#M1591095</guid>
      <dc:creator>Dinaki</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-06-01T06:13:44Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6279094#M1591105</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="3"&gt;How do you make a kleenex dance?&amp;nbsp; Put a little boogie in it!&amp;nbsp; &lt;img id="smileytongue" class="emoticon emoticon-smileytongue" src="https://community.qvc.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.png" alt="Smiley Tongue" title="Smiley Tongue" /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 10:53:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6279094#M1591105</guid>
      <dc:creator>Sweet Caroline 1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-06-01T10:53:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6279098#M1591106</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Number 9 is the truth!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 10:57:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6279098#M1591106</guid>
      <dc:creator>godi</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-06-01T10:57:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6280376#M1591382</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" color="#FF00FF"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035"&gt;@Lindsays Grandma&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; #3 and #4 HILARIOUS!😂😂😂, but #7 and #8 are PRICELESS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" color="#FF00FF"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;~~~&lt;FONT color="#FF0000"&gt;All we need is LOVE💖&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:57:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6280376#M1591382</guid>
      <dc:creator>SandySparkles</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-06-01T21:57:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: TIME FOR JOKES AND LAUGHTER</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6280651#M1591482</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/33951"&gt;@godi&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;Number 9 is the truth!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#800000"&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/33951"&gt;@godi&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;...When I first read&amp;nbsp; #9 my reaction was; This is so true because of all the technology&amp;nbsp;things actually became more complicated.&amp;nbsp; To me anyway.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2020 00:26:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/TIME-FOR-JOKES-AND-LAUGHTER/m-p/6280651#M1591482</guid>
      <dc:creator>Lindsays Grandma</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-06-02T00:26:50Z</dc:date>
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