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Lindsays Grandma — Tue, 26 May 2020 04:30:55 GMT

14. Well, apparently Rock Bottom has a basement.

15. Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job.

16. Life is short, smile while you still have your teeth.

17. Life is like a hot bath, it feels good while you'r in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

18. Life is short, buy the shoes.

19. Never put off 'till tomorrow' what you can straight up cancel.

20. I'm not weird, I am a limited edition.

21. You are going to be fine. You come from a long line of lunatics.

22. Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.

23. Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

24. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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