https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/7-MORE-FUNNY-AND-INTERESTING-GRADUATION-QUOTES/m-p/6249514#M1582330 <P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">1.&nbsp; &nbsp;When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants.&nbsp; We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants.&nbsp; That's how bad it was.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Richard Costolo</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">2.&nbsp; &nbsp;Even if you're on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Will Rogers</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">3.&nbsp; &nbsp;You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Benjamin&nbsp;Franklin</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">4.&nbsp; &nbsp;Minds are like parachutes:&nbsp; They only function when&nbsp;</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">open.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Thomas Dewar</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">5.&nbsp; &nbsp;The only place where success comes before work is in </FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">the dictionary.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Vidal Sassoon</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">6.&nbsp; &nbsp;So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right tack.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Ed Helms</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">7.&nbsp; &nbsp;So what's it like in the real world?&nbsp; Well, the food is better but beyond that, I don't recommend it.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Bill Watterson</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</P> Mon, 18 May 2020 06:41:17 GMT Lindsays Grandma 2020-05-18T06:41:17Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/7-MORE-FUNNY-AND-INTERESTING-GRADUATION-QUOTES/m-p/6249514#M1582330 <P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">1.&nbsp; &nbsp;When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants.&nbsp; We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants.&nbsp; That's how bad it was.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Richard Costolo</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">2.&nbsp; &nbsp;Even if you're on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Will Rogers</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">3.&nbsp; &nbsp;You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Benjamin&nbsp;Franklin</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">4.&nbsp; &nbsp;Minds are like parachutes:&nbsp; They only function when&nbsp;</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">open.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Thomas Dewar</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">5.&nbsp; &nbsp;The only place where success comes before work is in </FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">the dictionary.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Vidal Sassoon</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">6.&nbsp; &nbsp;So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right tack.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Ed Helms</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">7.&nbsp; &nbsp;So what's it like in the real world?&nbsp; Well, the food is better but beyond that, I don't recommend it.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Bill Watterson</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</P> Mon, 18 May 2020 06:41:17 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/7-MORE-FUNNY-AND-INTERESTING-GRADUATION-QUOTES/m-p/6249514#M1582330 Lindsays Grandma 2020-05-18T06:41:17Z