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Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 01 May 2020 07:21:34 GMT

11. What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

13. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

14. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go ahead.

15. What's orange and sounds like a carrot? A Parrot.

16. What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

17. What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?

Aye matey.

18. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.

19. What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

20. Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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Re: SIT BACK AND ENJOY CONTINUED

cowboy sam — Fri, 01 May 2020 19:34:18 GMT

tyvm. you...made me smiletoday!