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17 tips from Social Distancing

Wiskota — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 17:44:36 GMT

A friend at work sent me this list and I had to share. Wiskota

Hope you enjoy.

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet unde

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Spacrazy — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 18:15:41 GMT

L M A O

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NEvans2 — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 18:49:20 GMT

It feels good to laugh! My dog is looking at me like I'm crazy.

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Mz iMac — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 19:46:41 GMT

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Wiskota — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 19:49:19 GMT

So glad your are enjoying it. My DH and I had a good laugh over it also

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Trinity11 — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 20:26:20 GMT

Thank you @Wiskota . I loved reading it!

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Whosits — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 20:31:00 GMT

Love this! "I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear" hit home... LOL

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pitdakota — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 20:36:43 GMT

Thank you @Wiskota. Those are really cute! I saw one todoy on Facebook that said "time to wash a load of pajamas. have to get my work clothes ready for the week".

Thanks for the smiles!