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A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 04:33:08 GMT

1. If you get that gut feeling that something isn't

right about a person or situation, trust it.

2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing, they just waved.

3. Born free, taxed to death.

4. FOR SALE: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

5. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

6. When everything is coming your way, you're in

the wrong lane.

7. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

8. When I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

9. What do you call a boomerang when it doesn't

come back? A stick.

10. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

11. A bargain is something you don't need at a price

you can't resist.

12. Man: I want to share everything with you.

Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Re: A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

NicksmomESQ — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 04:28:46 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂😂 Thank you so much. Life is so stressful these days.I need a good laugh to keep me going!!

Re: A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

January121 — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 05:41:28 GMT

THANKS!!!!!! ... these are so cute 🥰

Re: A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

DbinMD — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 11:52:48 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

Hi.. when I sign on here in the mornings, and I see your name/post(s), I always read those first.. You never disappoint, and I always start my day off happy.

Re: A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT

IMW — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 13:48:33 GMT

Really needed some humor this AM, thank you.

#s 1, 7 &11 really resonate with me.