DISNEY JOKES CORNY BUT CUTE

Lindsays Grandma — Wed, 26 Feb 2020 06:22:43 GMT

1. Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?

Because there is a sign that says, "Never

Neverland."

2. What did Snow White say when her photos weren't ready? "Someday my prints will come."

3. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

"Because Donald ducked."

4. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?

"Mouse to mouse resuscitation."

5. Why would Snow White make a good judge?

"Because she's the fairest one of all."

6. Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

"Because she always ran away from the ball."

7. Who's the funniest Disney princess?

"RaPUNzel."

8. What kind of fairy doesn't take a bath?

"Stinkerbell."

9. What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?

"Winnie the "P.U."

10. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he

played golf? "He heard he might get a hole

in one."

Re: DISNEY JOKES CORNY BUT CUTE

mspatmac — Wed, 26 Feb 2020 19:24:18 GMT

Groan LOL Granddaughter is going to love these.

chickenbutt — Wed, 26 Feb 2020 20:04:22 GMT

Ha! I like #4. Thanks for the chuckles.