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TODAY I FOUND...

Lindsays Grandma — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 05:28:27 GMT

1. a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept buzzing so he would know what it's like not being able to sleep.

2. Son: "So, dad, I was thinking...

Dad: "Ohhhh, I wondered what that high pitched grinding sound was."

3. A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow and painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

4. Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give us?"

Student: "Meat" Teacher: "Very good." Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon" Teacher:

"Great!" And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework."

5. What did the stamp say to the envelope? "You stick with me and I will take you places."

6. "Your waffle iron isn't working dear."

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"Please just stay away from my laptop grandma...

7. Insurance clerk: "Where were you born sir?"

Man: "In the United States." Insurance clerk: "Ok, and which part?" Man: "My entire body."

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Mz iMac — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 05:50:59 GMT

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Lindsays Grandma — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 06:21:47 GMT

@Mz iMac wrote:
#6

@Mz iMac ...Does the head scratching mean you don't get it?

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ValuSkr — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 16:00:01 GMT

Re #6: Did grandma break the waffle iron??

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qvcfreak — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 16:25:51 GMT

@ValuSkr wrote:
Re #6: Did grandma break the waffle iron??

Nope, grandma was using laptop as waffle iron

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Mz iMac — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 17:55:32 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@Mz iMac wrote:
#6
@Mz iMac ...Does the head scratching mean you don't get it?

@Lindsays Grandma Correct.

Then I read qvcfreak's explanation..........

Got it now...

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Porcelain — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 18:00:34 GMT

#6 The keyboard. I really like that one. Thank you @Lindsays Grandma. I can turn that one into a Norwegian joke to tell on myself.

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Drythe — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:08:32 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

Thank you.

Really enjoyed these posts!

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noodleann — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 23:22:41 GMT

Thanks, @Lindsays Grandma , for the much-needed laughs today.

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SandySparkles — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 02:07:16 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma I had to peek in to see the laugh of the day, and I can hardly contain myself😂😂 I cannot stop laughing at numbers 3 and 4.🤣🤣🤣-Whew, goodness😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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gramgrandkids1 — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 02:25:51 GMT

#3 still laughing!