https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/I-m-not-that-dumb/m-p/360123#M151327 <P>On Sears hair dryer:<BR /> Do not use while sleeping....<STRONG>Why Not? <IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/lol.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.lol}" /></STRONG></P> <P>On a bag of Fritos:<BR /> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside...</P> <P> </P> <P>On packaging for a Rowenta iron:<BR /> Do not iron clothes on body.<IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/glare.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.glare}" />...............<STRONG>Really?<IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/crying.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.crying}" /></STRONG></P> <P> </P> <P>On Sainsbury's peanuts:<BR /> Warning: Contains nuts....<STRONG>No Kidding!</STRONG></P> <P> </P> <P>On a child's Superman costume:<BR /> Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly....<STRONG>I don't know why but I find this hilarious.<IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/lol.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.lol}" /></STRONG></P> <P><STRONG><BR /></STRONG></P> <P><BR /> On a Swedish chain saw:<BR /> Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or gen*tals....<STRONG>? Double ouch!</STRONG><IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/ohmy.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.ohmy}" /><IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/crying.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.crying}" /></P> Mon, 23 Sep 2013 20:14:45 GMT croemer 2013-09-23T20:14:45Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/I-m-not-that-dumb/m-p/360123#M151327 <P>On Sears hair dryer:<BR /> Do not use while sleeping....<STRONG>Why Not? <IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/lol.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.lol}" /></STRONG></P> <P>On a bag of Fritos:<BR /> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside...</P> <P> </P> <P>On packaging for a Rowenta iron:<BR /> Do not iron clothes on body.<IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/glare.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.glare}" />...............<STRONG>Really?<IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/crying.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.crying}" /></STRONG></P> <P> </P> <P>On Sainsbury's peanuts:<BR /> Warning: Contains nuts....<STRONG>No Kidding!</STRONG></P> <P> </P> <P>On a child's Superman costume:<BR /> Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly....<STRONG>I don't know why but I find this hilarious.<IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/lol.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.lol}" /></STRONG></P> <P><STRONG><BR /></STRONG></P> <P><BR /> On a Swedish chain saw:<BR /> Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or gen*tals....<STRONG>? Double ouch!</STRONG><IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/ohmy.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.ohmy}" /><IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/crying.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.crying}" /></P> Mon, 23 Sep 2013 20:14:45 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/I-m-not-that-dumb/m-p/360123#M151327 croemer 2013-09-23T20:14:45Z