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WHAT GOES UP ANd...

Lindsays Grandma — Thu, 13 Feb 2020 18:38:09 GMT

1. down but never moves? The Stairs.

2. Man: Hi, do you want to dance?" Woman: "Yeah, sure." Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend."

3. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

4. Dental Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists love the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.

6. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

7. It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

8. A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thought to himself - well, so far so good.

9. The shortest horror story: Monday.

10. Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.

Leggett28 — Thu, 13 Feb 2020 18:58:07 GMT

Love #3 and 10.

gramgrandkids1 — Thu, 13 Feb 2020 19:03:23 GMT

SandySparkles — Thu, 13 Feb 2020 19:38:34 GMT

🤣🤣🤣 #2, 3, 6 & 8 brought tears to my eyes from laughing so hard, but #10 is PRICELESS, and I couldn't agree more😉

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

phoenixbrd — Fri, 14 Feb 2020 04:04:16 GMT

Thanks for the laughter....loved #3,10. @Lindsays Grandma ...you are the best

chiclets — Sat, 15 Feb 2020 00:57:59 GMT

#3 #10 and unfortunately #6

Thanks for the smiles and the truth!