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    <title>topic Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE... in Community Chat</title>
    <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007790#M1503922</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;Too funny&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 03:34:51 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Karie2022</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2020-01-31T03:34:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6006914#M1503633</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="4" color="#003366"&gt;were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="4" color="#003366"&gt;Suddenly the man realized&amp;nbsp;that the next day he would need his wife to wake him&amp;nbsp;at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="4" color="#003366"&gt;Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."&amp;nbsp; He left it where he knew she would find it.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="4" color="#003366"&gt;The next morning the man woke up only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="4" color="#003366"&gt;Furious, he was about to go see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.&amp;nbsp; The paper said, "It's 5:00 AM.&amp;nbsp; Wake up."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; "Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2020 20:10:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Lindsays Grandma</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-30T20:10:58Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6006920#M1503634</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035"&gt;@Lindsays Grandma&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;😂😂😂😂😂😂😂&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2020 20:12:59 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6006920#M1503634</guid>
      <dc:creator>NicksmomESQ</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-30T20:12:59Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6006949#M1503645</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Good one, Lindsay's Grandma, thanks for the laugh!!!!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2020 20:23:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6006949#M1503645</guid>
      <dc:creator>spiderw</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-30T20:23:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007327#M1503794</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035"&gt;@Lindsays Grandma&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; she got him good!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2020 22:56:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007327#M1503794</guid>
      <dc:creator>gramgrandkids1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-30T22:56:52Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007454#M1503825</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;LOL!!! I really like that.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 00:05:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007454#M1503825</guid>
      <dc:creator>JYWilliams</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T00:05:09Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007469#M1503828</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;Ha, ha, ha, good one!&amp;nbsp; &lt;img id="womanlol" class="emoticon emoticon-womanlol" src="https://community.qvc.com/i/smilies/16x16_woman-lol.png" alt="Woman LOL" title="Woman LOL" /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 00:16:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007469#M1503828</guid>
      <dc:creator>Oznell</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T00:16:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007485#M1503830</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;My laugh of the night - thanks :-)&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 00:25:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007485#M1503830</guid>
      <dc:creator>chlema</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T00:25:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007491#M1503832</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;That made me laugh too, but that's exactly why I have always preferred the friendship of men.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 00:31:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007491#M1503832</guid>
      <dc:creator>blackhole99</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T00:31:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007494#M1503834</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="5" color="#339966"&gt;&lt;EM&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;I love the note back to the husband.&amp;nbsp; LOL &amp;nbsp; Silent treatment is so juvenile.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 00:34:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007494#M1503834</guid>
      <dc:creator>Katcat1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T00:34:56Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007697#M1503898</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Lindsays Grandma - LOVE IT!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I'm going to tell my nephew that joke - I like to share "clean" jokes with him.&amp;nbsp; He'll get a laugh outta that too.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Thanks for sharing.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 02:31:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007697#M1503898</guid>
      <dc:creator>MoonieBaby</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T02:31:42Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007719#M1503903</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT face="book antiqua,palatino" size="3" color="#0000FF"&gt;Why do they always seem to think they are smarter than us??&lt;img id="womantongue" class="emoticon emoticon-womantongue" src="https://community.qvc.com/i/smilies/16x16_woman-tongue.png" alt="Woman Tongue" title="Woman Tongue" /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 02:46:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007719#M1503903</guid>
      <dc:creator>roeroe1005</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T02:46:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007784#M1503918</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/907"&gt;@roeroe1005&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT face="book antiqua,palatino" size="3" color="#0000FF"&gt;Why do they always seem to think they are smarter than us??&lt;img id="womantongue" class="emoticon emoticon-womantongue" src="https://community.qvc.com/i/smilies/16x16_woman-tongue.png" alt="Woman Tongue" title="Woman Tongue" /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#333333"&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/907"&gt;@roeroe1005&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;...Because they're stupid?&amp;nbsp; Just sayin...I think it has something to do with their ego.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 03:33:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007784#M1503918</guid>
      <dc:creator>Lindsays Grandma</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T03:33:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007786#M1503920</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="3"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035"&gt;@Lindsays Grandma&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;Oh that's hilarious! Thanks for the hearty laugh I got from that!&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 03:33:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007786#M1503920</guid>
      <dc:creator>Love my grandkids</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T03:33:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: A MAN AND HIS WIFE...</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007790#M1503922</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Too funny&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 03:34:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-MAN-AND-HIS-WIFE/m-p/6007790#M1503922</guid>
      <dc:creator>Karie2022</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2020-01-31T03:34:51Z</dc:date>
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