NEVER SAY NEVER, AND...

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 07:33:23 GMT

+ Never give up your seat to a lady. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

+ Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

+ Never answer an anonymous letter.

+ Never keep up with the Jone's. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

+ Never get annoyed if your neighbor plays music at 2 a.m. Call him at four and tell him how much you enjoyed it.

A Patient tells a

psychiatrist that he's convinced there's somebody living under his bed. "Visit me for three days a week at $300 a visit, and you'll be cured, the psychiatrist assures him. The price tag is a little rich for the patient, so he says he'll think about it. Six months later, the two meet on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" asks the psychiatrist. "Because a bartender cured me for $10." "How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed."

There is light at the end of the tunnel.

which hopefully is not a freight train.

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DbinMD — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 08:37:45 GMT

LOL! Very funny, I like the one about the Jones..

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gramgrandkids1 — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 14:23:22 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma keep 'em coming!

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Leggett28 — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 16:42:59 GMT

I like the one about calling neighbor who plays music until 2 a.m, and then call them at 4 a.m.

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