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YOUR MOM SAID WHAT?

Lindsays Grandma — Thu, 09 Jan 2020 21:52:58 GMT

The following are true stories shown in the Reader's Digest

Stop The Presses

My husband had just opened a printing business. He called it Alpha Thermography because he specialized in thermography, a type of raised print. One day I overheard my mom telling one of our friends, "It's called Alpha Pornography,"

What Will The Neighbors Say?

When my mother did her laundry on a sunny day, she liked to hang her wash on a clothesline in the backyard. I was on the phone with her when an unexpected shower popped up. She said to me, "I have to go. It's starting to rain, and I have to go outside and take off my clothes,"

Wait - She Really Is A Good Girl

My preteen daughter and I were out shopping. I called her over to where I was, and she responded with the same thing she always said whenever I needed her for something: "just a sec!' I didn't even think before I called back, "No more secs for you young lady. Get over here right now!" Big oops as soon as it left my mouth-and I noticed that people had turned around to stare at us.

The First National Bank Of Mom

My mom spoke very little English. When I was going through my rebellious teenage years, I would often taunt her with, "Leave me alone!" One day, I overheard her commiserating with a friend. "All my daughter ever says to me is, "Give me a loan, give me a loan!"

Re: YOUR MOM SAID WHAT?

hellie jo — Thu, 09 Jan 2020 22:07:09 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma So funny.Thanks for the laughs,I needed them.

Re: YOUR MOM SAID WHAT?

NicksmomESQ — Thu, 09 Jan 2020 22:13:39 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma HILARIOUS 😂!! Thanks again for the laughs!! Please don't ever stop.😂

Re: YOUR MOM SAID WHAT?

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 00:45:57 GMT

@NicksmomESQ ...As long as you keep laughing, I'll keep writing them.

Re: YOUR MOM SAID WHAT?

Leggett28 — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 02:07:43 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your post. I’m always showing my husband and we get a good a good laugh 😂

Re: YOUR MOM SAID WHAT?

SandySparkles — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 04:31:50 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

Give me a loan...Give me a loan... 😍The First National Bank of Mom is priceless!!😂😂😂😂. ! won't soon forget that one! It's actually a tie between this one, and the Lamborghini.😁 Thanks again, for yet another hysterically funny thread😉

Re: YOUR MOM SAID WHAT?

DbinMD — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 08:42:20 GMT

I just love the things that you post.. In this world of ours. people don't laugh enough.. Thank you for posting.