topic Re: LAUGHABLE QUOTES in Community Chat

LAUGHABLE QUOTES

Lindsays Grandma — Sun, 29 Dec 2019 23:45:36 GMT

1. It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down

and spreads your hips. Fred Allen

2. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Steve Wright

3. If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.

Elvis Presley

4. I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I

worried about ever happened. Will Rogers

5. Hating people is like burning down your own home

to get rid of the rat. Harry Fosdick

6. Life is like a sewer...what you get out of it depends

on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer

7. If you think you are too small to make a difference,

try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama

8. A peacock that rests on his feathers is just

another turkey. Dolly Parton

9. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run

over if you just sit there. Will Rogers

10. Money won't make you happy...but everyone wants

to find out for themselves. Zig Ziglar

phoenixbrd — Mon, 30 Dec 2019 05:59:38 GMT

Thanks again @Lindsays Grandma ....lovin' Will Rogers.

denisemb — Mon, 30 Dec 2019 06:35:25 GMT

chrystaltree — Tue, 31 Dec 2019 17:40:02 GMT

I love #4. So much truth in that.

VegasBusinessWoman — Tue, 31 Dec 2019 19:16:47 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Those are great, thanks! May I add some, please?

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Mae West

You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
Joan Rivers

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

George Carlin