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New 'Sloping' Toilets...

Susan Louise — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:17:03 GMT

You gotta read this to believe it...

I'm so glad I'm retired and out of the workforce. The crazy stuff that keeps coming up at companies now is off the charts. There are no words. I see lawsuits all over this one...

https://www.bing.com/search?q=Sloping+toilet+employee+breaks&filters=tnTID%3a%22785F768C-2A30-490a-8B8D-426BE2477820%22+tnVersion%3a%223311704%22+segment%3a%22popularnow.carousel%22+tnCol%3a%224%22+tnOrder%3a%22b0b19c1e-2d46-427e-81da-378498f41f1a%22&FORM=BSPN01&crslsl=0&efirst=1

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Anonymous032819 — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:15:22 GMT

I can see lawsuits resulting from these toilets.

Not everybody can finish their business in 5 minutes.

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Susan Louise — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:18:43 GMT

@Anonymous032819 wrote:
I can see lawsuits resulting from these toilets.

Not everybody can finish their business in 5 minutes.

@Anonymous032819 You read my mind. I was editing my post and added the same thought you had!

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CAcableGirl2 — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:21:35 GMT

Interesting - I see an opportunity here. Maybe I should invent a reverse slope toilet seat that could clip on to make the seat level again.

How about just piping in polka music (sorry to those polka music fans) into the rest room. I'm sure that would keep the "sitting" down to a minimum.

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spiderw — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:22:49 GMT

That is simply ignorant and wrong. Whoever thought this one up needs a therapy session and a pink slip.

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Susan Louise — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:29:57 GMT

@CAcableGirl2 wrote:
Interesting - I see an opportunity here. Maybe I should invent a reverse slope toilet seat that could clip on to make the seat level again.

How about just piping in polka music (sorry to those polka music fans) into the rest room. I'm sure that would keep the "sitting" down to a minimum.

@CAcableGirl2 I see you on the Q in the future...

Bring your invention to the Shark Tank and then LG will pick you...and well, then you are Q bound

Think of all the variations you can create...the designs...having a heated version...if the price is right, there is no limit. I can see it even becoming a future TSV.

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Sage04 — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:29:11 GMT

Do women also take a long time in the bathroom? Five minutes or less is enough for me lol. I know men are different. I often wondered whatś going on because ny husband spent a long time on the toilet. I usually wait until I have to ¨go¨

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Mary Bailey — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:33:39 GMT

why am I not surprised?

I often say they (my employer) will be offering us (CSRs) catheters in the future.

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croemer — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:35:22 GMT

@Susan Louise wrote:
You gotta read this to believe it...
I'm so glad I'm retired and out of the workforce. The crazy stuff that keeps coming up at companies now is off the charts. There are no words. I see lawsuits all over this one...

https://www.bing.com/search?q=Sloping+toilet+employee+breaks&filters=tnTID%3a%22785F768C-2A30-490a-8B8D-426BE2477820%22+tnVersion%3a%223311704%22+segment%3a%22popularnow.carousel%22+tnCol%3a%224%22+tnOrder%3a%22b0b19c1e-2d46-427e-81da-378498f41f1a%22&FORM=BSPN01&crslsl=0&efirst=1

Oh brother, do people really hang out in the commode area at work...not what I would call a good time?

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shoekitty — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:39:58 GMT

Well people need to do something about the 20 minute long "business" break. I hate people who do this in public restrooms. If you need to take 10 minutes, pinch it, get off and give the person waiting in line a chance, then go back. When there is one bathroom in the place people have no business taking 20 minutes or longer. Are they doing drugs. Or what. I was in whole Foods this week, and you can never get in the bathroom. I come 40 - 50 minutes in traffic to go there. People take forever. They are humming, talking on phone. There was a line 5 deep. I had to go so bad I ran across the street which took 5 minutes to go. Came back, still a line. That person was in there when I left. About 22 minutes. This happens all the time. People need to re think their business breaks when using a public restroom. Prairie dog it, or go home. LolHow selfish while everyone else is in agony. This happens so often I cant even tell you.

sorry for rant. This is my number one pet peeve.

however, work is another thing. If there is no line, and few people...if it is your break use it as you see fit.

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MaryLamb — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:39:22 GMT

So if you doze off do you kind of just slide off to one side, or do you end up falling forward onto your face with your knees still bent and your business sticking straight up in the air?

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Snowpuppy — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:41:03 GMT

Why do women take longer?

Ask my 30 yr old CSR who is 9mos pregnant. This is baby #2 and because it takes her awhile she asks me to relieve her several times a day because I don't mind sitting desk for her.

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this is my nic — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:41:55 GMT

@Mary Bailey

How about diapers? Unfortunately, those would need changing and taking up valuable work time! SMH

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MaryLamb — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:50:37 GMT

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Nonametoday — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:55:45 GMT

A few years ago I had an idea about inventing a toilet that aids in colon cancer prevention and it would be made whereby the person would sit in a position such as we are when we squat. The body was made to squat with bowel movements. We are more and more recognizing that lying on a gurney is not the best way for child delivery and sitting on a toilet is not the best way for that business. So, if you were in a squatting position with the rear slung low, sotospeak, it would be more conducive to elimination as the colon is in a natural position. This toilet is just the opposite and could create more worries of colon cancer and job resignations.

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Anonymous032819 — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 04:01:02 GMT

@Mary Bailey wrote:
why am I not surprised?

I often say they (my employer) will be offering us (CSRs) catheters in the future.

Well, that

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MezzieStarr — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 04:02:49 GMT

🎶 Slip sliding away....slip sliding away 🎶

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Anonymous032819 — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 04:05:58 GMT

@Nonametoday wrote:
A few years ago I had an idea about inventing a toilet that aids in colon cancer prevention and it would be made whereby the person would sit in a position such as we are when we squat. The body was made to squat with bowel movements. We are more and more recognizing that lying on a gurney is not the best way for child delivery and sitting on a toilet is not the best way for that business. So, if you were in a squatting position with the rear slung low, sotospeak, it would be more conducive to elimination as the colon is in a natural position. This toilet is just the opposite and could create more worries of colon cancer and job resignations.

You're talking about the Squatty-Potty (as seen on Shark Tank!)

Re: New 'Sloping' Toilets...

Susan Louise — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 04:22:01 GMT

Looking into my crystal ball I see a lot of these letters to Santa in the near future...

Dear Santa,

I want a wedge seat adaptor.

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rezski — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 04:33:23 GMT

Wouldn't they violate the rights of disabled employees?