THE OSTRICH - PART ONE

Lindsays Grandma — Wed, 18 Dec 2019 04:22:06 GMT

A man walks into a restaurant with a full -grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order, "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," The ostrich says, "Ill have the same." And again the man pays with the exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again, "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again, the man pulls out the exact change from his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back, her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir." "How do you mange to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," the man says, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. "When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

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