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ITALIAN CRUISE

Lindsays Grandma — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 02:49:22 GMT

A young New York woman was so depressed she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. Just before she could throw herself from the the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," he said. "I'm a sailor and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. "I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy. When we get to Italy, you will be SO GLAD you're alive." With nothing to lose and always wanting to see Italy, she accepted.

That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the ship's hold. From then on, every night he would bring her sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.

Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with a sailor," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy." "I see," the captain said. Then her conscience got the best of her, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is, replied the captain, "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

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Love my grandkids — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 02:50:55 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma HA HA HA!! Good one!

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SandySparkles — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 03:00:09 GMT

I was really into this until the punchline.😂😂😂.

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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Mz iMac — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 03:01:34 GMT

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NicksmomESQ — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 03:31:34 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Thanks for the laugh 😂 😂 .I needed it!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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gizmogal — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 03:34:51 GMT

Particularly funny for those of us who have actually ridden the (very unromantic) Staten Island ferry!! Good laugh. Thanks!

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faeriemoon — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 16:58:37 GMT

Good one!!

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Bridgegal — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 17:03:14 GMT

Thanks for the morning chuckle. Good one.

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twinsister — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:02:19 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma - thanks for the laugh! Especially since I live in NYC and have taken the Staten Island Ferry!

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this is my nic — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:13:14 GMT

LOL!

I was wondering what century this two week cruise to Italy was taken! A two week cruise on the Staten Island ferry is too funny! Smooth talking sailor!

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chrystaltree — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:45:06 GMT

HA HA HA That was a good one!

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bathina — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 19:54:30 GMT

I just read this to my husband and we both had a good laugh. 👨‍✈️🧜‍♀️⛴ I'll keep this joke in my back pocket for Christmas Eve chuckles.