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Getting Older....

KingstonsMom — Thu, 05 Dec 2019 22:32:38 GMT

1. My goal for 2019 was to lose just 10 pounds; only 15 to go ...

2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Well, really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ..

And cheese... And sausage… FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza.

3. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web...

5. I don't mean to brag but I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes ...

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it...

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel...

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me...

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented, but… I forgot where I was going with this ...

11. I love being over 60; I learn something new every day and forget 5 others...

12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money; when I woke up, I searched with him...

Re: Getting Older....

SandySparkles — Thu, 05 Dec 2019 23:13:54 GMT

😂😂😂😂 Too funny! I especially like number 12. Priceless! 😂😂😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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gulf coast girl — Thu, 05 Dec 2019 23:13:56 GMT

So funny!!!!!!

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Mz iMac — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:29:07 GMT

"12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money;

when I woke up, I searched with him..."

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FlyersGirl — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:31:37 GMT

@KingstonsMom Thanks for the laugh!

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SeaMaiden — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:38:17 GMT

@KingstonsMom ThankYou! That is so funny!😄

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QueenDanceALot — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:41:08 GMT

Hahahaha

Thanks for the laughs, @KingstonsMom

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SurferWife — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:42:29 GMT

These are absolutely hilarious. I'm having a hard time selecting my favorite! Maybe #2!

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gizmogal — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:45:38 GMT

Convulsively funny, all of them. I did laugh out loud! Thanks.

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Annabellethecat66 — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:53:15 GMT

My brithday is next week. I turn 73. Every day above ground is a good day.

The only thing I have wrong with me is my back. Were it not for my back I'd be great shape.

But what the hay. I figure I'm still ahead. I know people with a lot of physical problems.

Everyone has a little sumptim' sumptim'...

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Jtdmum — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:23:37 GMT

@KingstonsMom I needed a good laugh. Thank you so much.

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cotton4me — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:35:06 GMT

Very funny. I liked #4. That would be me.

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mrssweetiebear — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:53:28 GMT

Oh yes, No.6. Definitely No. 6!

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tends2dogs — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:52:24 GMT

Too funny! I love #7.....oh that shag carpet.

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tototwo — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:13:53 GMT

Thank you sooooooo much. What a hoot!

About that 9-ft walk on shag carpet to change the channel -- then we'd get an electric shock when we touched the TV. But we didn't need to take that walk often since we only had three channels back then.

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chiclets — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 15:49:58 GMT

This was such a comfort to read. Finally something that was not fake! I can relate to it.

Really liked #12 but then again, I really liked them all. Smiles and laughter all the way.

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PH58 — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 16:34:22 GMT

This is hysterical!

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ScarletDove — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 18:29:43 GMT

@KingstonsMom Hilarious...keep the humor, it is one of the few things I have left that keeps me young!

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riley1 — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 18:33:09 GMT

@KingstonsMom - Thanks for the laugh, today has been a tough day.

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ScarletDove — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 18:42:01 GMT

@riley1 wrote:
@KingstonsMom - Thanks for the laugh, today has been a tough day.

@riley1 Stand tall and hang in there...hopefully @KingstonsMom's humor gave you a lift!