topic Re: START THE DAY WITH A FEW LAUGHS in Community Chat

START THE DAY WITH A FEW LAUGHS

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 29 Nov 2019 08:42:58 GMT

1. What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and one has a pause at the end of a clause.

2. Some people should use Glue Stick instead of Chapstick.

3. I hate when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

4. ATTENTION...Will the lady who left her 6 kids at the skating rink please pick them up. They are beating the Maple Leafs 3-1.

5. I haven't lost my mind...Half of it just wandered off,

and the other half went looking for it.

6. Remember when we were young and couldn't wait to grow up, so we could do whatever we wanted? How's that working for you?

7. WINE - HAVE A PINOT DAY

The consumption of wine might cause you to think you can sing.

8. Every time I say the word "exercise" I have to wash my mouth out with red wine and chocolate.

9. An entire bottle of wine can fit in a Starbuck's Trenta cup, just saying.

10. I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.

Lindsays Grandma — Sun, 01 Dec 2019 00:48:53 GMT

@Desertdi I guess you and I are the only ones who like to laugh in the morning.

Desertdi — Sun, 01 Dec 2019 00:55:54 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@Desertdi I guess you and I are the only ones who like to laugh in the morning.

@Lindsays Grandma More people should wake up with a smile on their face.........It does wonders for your disposition all day!!!!!! di

Mary Bailey — Sun, 01 Dec 2019 01:07:50 GMT

hey LOL I resemble some of those remarks

viva923 — Sun, 01 Dec 2019 17:00:10 GMT

now this was a wonderful post to read.thanks for the chuckles this morn.