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TURKEY JOKES

Lindsays Grandma — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 05:22:35 GMT

Corny but cute...

1. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A: To prove he wasn't a chicken!

2. Q: What happened when a turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

3. Q: What key won't open any door?

A: A turkey!

4. Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot.

5. Q: Who is not hungry at thanksgiving?

A: The turkey because he is already stuffed.

6. Q: What did the mother turkey say to

her disobedient children?

A: If your father could see you now, he

would turn over in his gravy.

7. Q: What sounds does a turkey phone make?

A: Wing, wing, wing, wing!

8. Q: What is it called when a turkey fumbles

in football?

A: A fowl play.

9. Q: How are a turkey, a donkey and a monkey

all alike?

A: They all have keys.

10: Q: Which side of the turkey has the most hair?

A: The outside!

"HAPPY THANKSGIVING"

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frankenfinch — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 09:19:48 GMT

Q: Why do turkeys have terrible table manners?

A: They gobble gobble gobble their food.

Q: What is the difference between a turkey and a turducken?

A: A quack and a cluck.

Q: What do you call turkeys which haven't been pardoned?

A: Jailbirds.

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Nataliesgramma — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 10:35:28 GMT

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring MayFlowers.

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demanda — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:37:03 GMT

LOL!! So cornball, but I love every one of these silly jokes. Thanks for the chuckle this morning!!!

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Yahooey — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:52:45 GMT

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Moonlady — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 13:53:28 GMT

Butterball turkeys recalled!!

They forgot to butter the balls.

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coffee drinker — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 14:12:25 GMT

Too funny. What a great way to start the day -- laughing! Hope the rest of the day is the same . Thanks.

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chrystaltree — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 20:19:00 GMT

I now have one day to figure out how to encorporate these corny Turkey jokes into my Thanksgiving theme. They are hysterical! I think I'll print the jokes and roll them up into a scroll, tie a ribbon on them and stick a scroll in each goody bag. What is in the goody bag, you ask? A bowl of leftovers, a slice of pie, Christmas socks for the guys and Muk Luks socks for the ladies and the little girls. So happy I found the Muk Luks on Qvc.com for the kids. And now the scroll with the turkey jokes.

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bluetail fly — Wed, 27 Nov 2019 00:56:08 GMT

Crystaltree, what a lovely idea!

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

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handygal2 — Wed, 27 Nov 2019 01:59:35 GMT

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SeaMaiden — Wed, 27 Nov 2019 02:22:33 GMT

Going to try a new stuffing recipe this year....