A FEW LAUGHS

Lindsays Grandma — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 04:35:29 GMT

A friend sent me the following and I decided to share them with you.

1. How deep is the mud?

Depends on who you ask.

We all go through the same stuff

differently.

2. Them: What inspires you to

get out of bed every morning?

Me: My bladder mostly.

3.Sometimes you might feel like no

one's there for you, but you know

whose always there for you?

Laundry

Laundry will always be there for you.

4. A police recruit was asked during

an exam, "What would you do if you

had to arrest your mother?"

The reply, "Call for backup."

5. I thought the Dryer made my

clothes shrink. Turns out it was the

Refrigerator.

6. Wouldn't it be nice if you read

on a medicine bottle that says...

Warning: May cause permanent

weight loss, remove wrinkles and

increase energy.

7. My stomach is FLAT,

The L is just silent.

8. There are two ways of arguing

with a woman. Neither one works.

9. At the bank, I told the cashier,

"I'd like to open a joint account please."

"OK, with whom?" "Whoever has a

lot of money."

10. Two hours into my first day of work as

a Walmart Greeter, an ugly woman came

in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at

them, I said, "Good Morning, welcome to

Walmart, nice kids, are they twins?" The

mom answered, "Hell no, they ain't twins,

the oldest one is 9 and the other is 7."

"Are you blind or stupid, why would you

think they are twins?" My reply was, "I

just couldn't believe someone slept with you

twice. Have a good day and thank you for

shopping at Walmart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut

out for this line of work.

Re: A FEW LAUGHS

denisemb — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 04:37:54 GMT

Love it!

I regularly send funny things from Pinterest to a few close relatives - we can ALL use laughter in our lives. One from yesterday...

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SandySparkles — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 05:33:07 GMT

Whew! I cannot stop laughing😂 Just what the doctor ordered😁

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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SharkE — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 12:30:52 GMT

I like # 3

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Lovs2shop — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 14:19:36 GMT

I always enjoy your humor. Keep on sharing!

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Luvtuna — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 16:47:04 GMT

I especially enjoyed the Walmart one. Thanks for sharing.

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denisemb — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 00:12:12 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

(and all)

I think this thread needs to be a regular thing!

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