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    <title>topic LAUGHS FOR  MONDAY  TUESDAY  WEDNESDAY.... in Community Chat</title>
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    <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;1.&amp;nbsp; A guy wants a divorce.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;He tells the judge, "I can't take &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;it anymore.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Every night she's out &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;until after midnight, &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;just going &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;from bar to bar.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Judge asks.&amp;nbsp; What's she doing?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;The guy answers, "Looking for me."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;2.&amp;nbsp; Police came round to my house&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;last night &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;and told me my dogs were &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;chasing people on &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;their bikes.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;My dog doesn't even have a bike.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;3.&amp;nbsp; Angry Wife:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"I should have married the devil, he would&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;have made a better husband than you."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Hubby:&amp;nbsp; "They would have arrested you!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Marriage between relatives is illegal in&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;this country!"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;4.&amp;nbsp; A police officer came to my house and&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;asked me where I was between 5 and 6.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;He seemed irritated when I answered;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"Kindergarten."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;5.&amp;nbsp; A woman visits her husband &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;in &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;prison.&amp;nbsp; Before leaving she &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;tells the &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;correction officer.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"You shouldn't make &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;my husband &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;work so hard.&amp;nbsp; He's exhausted."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;The officer laughs and says:&amp;nbsp; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"Are you &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;kidding me?&amp;nbsp; He just&amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;eats &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;and sleeps &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;and stays in his cell."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;The wife replies:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"Baloney.!&amp;nbsp; He just told me he's&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;been digging a tunnel for months."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2019 06:58:25 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Lindsays Grandma</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2019-08-12T06:58:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>LAUGHS FOR  MONDAY  TUESDAY  WEDNESDAY....</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5644799#M1421887</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;1.&amp;nbsp; A guy wants a divorce.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;He tells the judge, "I can't take &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;it anymore.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Every night she's out &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;until after midnight, &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;just going &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;from bar to bar.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Judge asks.&amp;nbsp; What's she doing?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;The guy answers, "Looking for me."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;2.&amp;nbsp; Police came round to my house&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;last night &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;and told me my dogs were &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;chasing people on &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;their bikes.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;My dog doesn't even have a bike.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;3.&amp;nbsp; Angry Wife:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"I should have married the devil, he would&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;have made a better husband than you."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Hubby:&amp;nbsp; "They would have arrested you!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;Marriage between relatives is illegal in&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;this country!"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;4.&amp;nbsp; A police officer came to my house and&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;asked me where I was between 5 and 6.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;He seemed irritated when I answered;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"Kindergarten."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;5.&amp;nbsp; A woman visits her husband &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;in &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;prison.&amp;nbsp; Before leaving she &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;tells the &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;correction officer.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"You shouldn't make &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;my husband &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;work so hard.&amp;nbsp; He's exhausted."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;The officer laughs and says:&amp;nbsp; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"Are you &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;kidding me?&amp;nbsp; He just&amp;nbsp;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;eats &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;and sleeps &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;and stays in his cell."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;The wife replies:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;"Baloney.!&amp;nbsp; He just told me he's&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366"&gt;been digging a tunnel for months."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2019 06:58:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5644799#M1421887</guid>
      <dc:creator>Lindsays Grandma</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2019-08-12T06:58:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: LAUGHS FOR  MONDAY  TUESDAY  WEDNESDAY....</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5645191#M1421942</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I just shared these with my husband. Very funny thanks for the laughs 😄&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2019 14:49:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5645191#M1421942</guid>
      <dc:creator>Leggett28</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2019-08-12T14:49:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: LAUGHS FOR  MONDAY  TUESDAY  WEDNESDAY....</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5645588#M1422000</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="3"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035"&gt;@Lindsays Grandma&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; I am literally LOL! Those are great, thanks for sharing! Going to email them to my family!&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2019 17:18:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5645588#M1422000</guid>
      <dc:creator>Love my grandkids</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2019-08-12T17:18:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: LAUGHS FOR  MONDAY  TUESDAY  WEDNESDAY....</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5645795#M1422025</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" color="#000000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035"&gt;@Lindsays Grandma&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 &amp;nbsp;Thanks!!!!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:47:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5645795#M1422025</guid>
      <dc:creator>January121</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2019-08-12T18:47:42Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: LAUGHS FOR  MONDAY  TUESDAY  WEDNESDAY....</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5645814#M1422028</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" color="#333399"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;#3&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/45047iB4780CD6497AAC62/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="837514213.gif" title="837514213.gif" /&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/45047iB4780CD6497AAC62/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="837514213.gif" title="837514213.gif" /&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/45047iB4780CD6497AAC62/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="837514213.gif" title="837514213.gif" /&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/45047iB4780CD6497AAC62/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="837514213.gif" title="837514213.gif" /&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/53552iBCA97F8F2CE8F224/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="173836.gif" title="173836.gif" /&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/53552iBCA97F8F2CE8F224/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="173836.gif" title="173836.gif" /&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/53552iBCA97F8F2CE8F224/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="173836.gif" title="173836.gif" /&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/53552iBCA97F8F2CE8F224/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="173836.gif" title="173836.gif" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:53:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/LAUGHS-FOR-MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY/m-p/5645814#M1422028</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mz iMac</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2019-08-12T18:53:28Z</dc:date>
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