topic Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING in Community Chat

THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 02:37:08 GMT

...Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old to spend

an additional 5 months in a nursing home

at $4,000 per month.

A perfect summer day is when the sun is

shining and the lawnmower is broken.

wacky wits.com

My grandpa started walking five miles a dy

when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and

we have no idea where the heck he is.

I like long walks, especially when they

are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is

so that I can hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year,

spent 250 bucks. Haven't lost a

pound. Apparently you have to go there!

Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise",

I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

When you think about it God has to be the

best inventor of all time. He took a rib from

Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly

man to another while sitting on a park bench)

wacky wits.com

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately

my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is

so when you die they'll say, "Well, he looks

good doesn't he."

If you are going to try cross- country skiing

start with a small country.

I know I got lots of exercise the last few

years......just getting over the hill.

Now that I'm older I thought it was great

that I seemed to have more patience.

Turns out I just don't give a ******.

We all get heavier as we get older because

there's a lot more information in our heads.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much about

how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

My wife said "Wotcha doin today?" I said "Nothing". She said, "You did that yesterday". I said, "I wasn't finished".

Said the same man to the other man sitting on the park bench. wacky wits.com

You could run this over to your friends but just e-mail

it to them. It will save you the walk!

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

Trinity11 — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 02:41:29 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma...my husband came upstairs just to see what I was laughing so hard about...

When I first saw the title of your thread I thought "OK, now what grim thing will happen to me if I am not walking enough." I loved all of these! Thanks for posting.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

ILTH — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 02:42:52 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com

Well, that's misogynistic.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 04:58:46 GMT

@ILTH wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com

Well, that's misogynistic.

@ILTH...It is your prerogative to see it that way. None of this was meant to take seriously, take it with a grain of salt, have a sense of humor, life is more fun that way.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 05:03:21 GMT

@Trinity11 wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma...my husband came upstairs just to see what I was laughing so hard about...

When I first saw the title of your thread I thought "OK, now what grim thing will happen to me if I am not walking enough." I loved all of these! Thanks for posting.

@Trinity11...If you laughed out loud I achieved my goal, glad you enjoyed it.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

QueenDanceALot — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 10:49:37 GMT

My grandpa started walking five miles a dy

when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and

we have no idea where the heck he is.

That was my favorite, but the entire post made me laugh.

Thanks for posting.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

FrostyBabe1 — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 11:39:10 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@ILTH wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com

Well, that's misogynistic.
@ILTH...It is your prerogative to see it that way. None of this was meant to take seriously, take it with a grain of salt, have a sense of humor, life is more fun that way.

I agree with @ILTH. I have a great sense of humor, and see absolutely nothing funny about this.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

CAMOGIRL — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 11:52:40 GMT

We all get heavier as we get older because

there's a lot more information in our heads.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

LOVE IT! 😂

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

MyShadowLove — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 18:48:50 GMT

@ILTH wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com

Well, that's misogynistic.

@ILTH ...Oh my, such a humorogynistic...lol...You might try walking!...It helps lighten the load!

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

Runner26 — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 13:07:44 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Thanks for such an enjoyable post! This made me smile

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

pigletsmom — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 13:36:13 GMT

@ILTH wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

When you think about it God has to be the
best inventor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loudspeaker. (Said one elderly
man to another while sitting on a park bench)
wacky wits.com

Well, that's misogynistic.

Bwahahaha I think it's hilarious. We ladies can e annoying. Women speak more than double the number of words a day then men do.

And considering the amount of ripping of men I see on here I think they should be able to make jokes about us too.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

Shepherd — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 13:58:29 GMT

I don't get what you are trying to say. Perhaps because it's too long & I've been careless in reading. Walking & being out in nature everyday is one of the 10 best things to do to keep healthy and feel great.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

vermint — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 15:36:53 GMT

@Shepherd

@Shepherd wrote:
I don't get what you are trying to say. Perhaps because it's too long & I've been careless in reading. Walking & being out in nature everyday is one of the 10 best things to do to keep healthy and feel great.

It's just supposed to be funny! I got a good laugh out of these.

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

hckynut — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 15:43:06 GMT

@pigletsmom

"Woman speak double the words of men"? I'll have to tell my wife about that. Think her, and most that know me well, will scratch their heads on that one.

hckynut

Re: THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

pigletsmom — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 19:35:16 GMT

@hckynut wrote:

@pigletsmom

"Woman speak double the words of men"? I'll have to tell my wife about that. Think her, and most that know me well, will scratch their heads on that one.

hckynut

@hckynut Ha yes that's what "They" say. Men say about 7000 to women's 20,000. Not sure the numbers are accurate but I think in general it's true. Especially if you get a couple of women together, whoa nellie. But I don't fit the mold myself. I'm very quiet.