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SOME WORDS AND A FEW CHUCKLES

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 24 May 2019 04:05:35 GMT

Being pretty won't keep a man, being smart

won't keep a man. A baby won't keep a man.

Heck, being a good woman won't keep a man.

The only thing that will keep a man is a

man that wants to be kept.

Accept what is,

Let go of what

was, and have

faith in what

will be.

Sometimes you have to let

go of the picture of what

you thought life would

be like and learn to find

joy in the story you are

living.

Have you ever gone out of your way to

help someone and found out how

ungrateful they are?

Sometimes all you can do is smile,

move on with your day, hold back

the tears and pretend you're okay.

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Ever look back and think of some of the people

you dated or wanted to date in High School...

and see them on Facebook and think, "WHEW!

I dodged a bullet on THAT one."

Common sense is a flower that doesn't

bloom in everyone's garden.

Why does toilet paper need commercials?

Who is not buying this?

If at first you don't succeed...try doing

it the way your wife told you.

If you don't swear while driving then

you're not paying attention to the

road at all.

You're never childless,

when you have a husband.

I hate it when you can't figure out how

to operate the lPAD and the resident

tech is asleep. Because he is 5 and

it's past his bedtime.

Drinking wine at home is much better

because you can drink in your pajamas

and there is NO LAST CALL.

Re: SOME WORDS AND A FEW CHUCKLES

meallen616 — Fri, 24 May 2019 13:02:45 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma,

Thanks for the post and chuckles!

Re: SOME WORDS AND A FEW CHUCKLES

dex — Fri, 24 May 2019 14:21:17 GMT

The resident tech is very funny to me as that is who taught me most of what I know.I remember typing up a big report for a friend that took me hours and then I pressed one wrong button and it was gone.I awaited my 7 year old techs arrival from school to fix my problem.At first he told me to start over and when he saw that brought tears to my eyes he got on “that Machine”and found it for me.I still after 25 years keep my tech on staff.

Re: SOME WORDS AND A FEW CHUCKLES

IMW — Fri, 24 May 2019 16:30:48 GMT

Thanks for the laughs, feels good.

Re: SOME WORDS AND A FEW CHUCKLES

J Town Girl — Fri, 24 May 2019 18:05:31 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Thank you for your post. I particularly found the first paragraph very meaningful. I've always thought how silly it sounds when women tell other women to " fight for their men".

What are you fighting for? He either wants to be with you or he wants someone else.

I appreciate that you took the time to post these sayings. Such great food for thought.