https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Scary-Mommy-Confessions/m-p/328017#M138855 <P>From <EM>Stress-Less Parenting's</EM> blog. Some are just hilarious<IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/laugh.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.laugh}" /></P> <P>Can you relate and add any of your own ?</P> <P> </P> <P>With tears glistening in my eyes, I make sure to say those three wonderful words to my precious child every single day: “It’s bed-time, son.”</P> <P> </P> <UL> <LI>The intention was to sneeze gracefully with my face covered. The execution? Right as I sneezed I had to grab my crotch to keep from peeing myself. These are not the mom decisions I envisioned.</LI> <LI>Hidden in the pantry in a box labeled “flour,” is top of the line chocolate and a few joints. I rarely resort to it, but it’s a comfort knowing it’s there. <P> </P> <P> </P> </LI> <LI>I joined a gym just for the free daycare. I drop the kids off and read magazines and blogs in the locker room.</LI> <LI> <P> </P> <P> </P> </LI> <LI class="last">I kiss my young teenager goodbye in the morning as she leaves for school, rising above the hormone-fueled snarling and histrionics. Then I close the front door and flip her off, with both hands.</LI> </UL> <P> </P> <P> </P> Mon, 27 May 2013 03:43:19 GMT Lila Belle 2013-05-27T03:43:19Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Scary-Mommy-Confessions/m-p/328017#M138855 <P>From <EM>Stress-Less Parenting's</EM> blog. Some are just hilarious<IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/laugh.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.laugh}" /></P> <P>Can you relate and add any of your own ?</P> <P> </P> <P>With tears glistening in my eyes, I make sure to say those three wonderful words to my precious child every single day: “It’s bed-time, son.”</P> <P> </P> <UL> <LI>The intention was to sneeze gracefully with my face covered. The execution? Right as I sneezed I had to grab my crotch to keep from peeing myself. These are not the mom decisions I envisioned.</LI> <LI>Hidden in the pantry in a box labeled “flour,” is top of the line chocolate and a few joints. I rarely resort to it, but it’s a comfort knowing it’s there. <P> </P> <P> </P> </LI> <LI>I joined a gym just for the free daycare. I drop the kids off and read magazines and blogs in the locker room.</LI> <LI> <P> </P> <P> </P> </LI> <LI class="last">I kiss my young teenager goodbye in the morning as she leaves for school, rising above the hormone-fueled snarling and histrionics. Then I close the front door and flip her off, with both hands.</LI> </UL> <P> </P> <P> </P> Mon, 27 May 2013 03:43:19 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Scary-Mommy-Confessions/m-p/328017#M138855 Lila Belle 2013-05-27T03:43:19Z