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    <title>topic Joke in Community Chat</title>
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    <description>A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the Quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!".</description>
    <pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:50:06 GMT</pubDate>
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    <dc:date>2013-03-23T23:50:06Z</dc:date>
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      <description>A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the Quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!".</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:50:06 GMT</pubDate>
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