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    <title>topic Re: Seriously Funny Subject Line in Community Chat</title>
    <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4820218#M1284748</link>
    <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/176455"&gt;@Meowingkitty&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/34174"&gt;@KingstonsMom&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;Approaching Medicare age in a month, I've been flooded with telemarketing calls for everything from long term care insurance, medical devices, Medicare supplement programs and on and on.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I usually let my call blocker handle these calls, but a few I've answered by mistake and when I realized it was a telemarketer, I said, "I'm sorry, I passed away last week."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Can you believe that not one of these morons realized what I said, but offered condolences and said they would remove that name from their 'list', LOL!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Whatever works.........&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;My husband turns 65 in December and we’ve even had salesmen show up unannounced. Haven’t gotten calls yet.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/176455"&gt;@Meowingkitty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I also had a lady show up at my door, but I didn't answer, since I didn't know her or what she wanted.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;She left a card about "an urgent matter" that she needed to discuss with me and when I called the number back, she was selling Medicare supplement insurance.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I told her that she was on notice to never step foot on my property again, uninvited, that's why I have no trespassing and no soliciting signs on my property.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 19:09:38 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>KingstonsMom</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2018-07-31T19:09:38Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Seriously Funny Subject Line</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819195#M1284549</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;This e-mail went to my spam folder of course but couldn't help chuckling at this subject line:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;We receive a message that you are dead, is it true?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;It just occurred to me that I wish I&amp;nbsp;could respond and say "Yes, it is true"&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;And lest anyone should misunderstand, I don't really wish I was, I'd just like to respond that way because it's such a stupid&amp;nbsp;subject line.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 12:58:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>shaggygirl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2018-07-31T12:58:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Seriously Funny Subject Line</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819229#M1284554</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/4666"&gt;@shaggygirl&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Good one.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;I wonder how many replies they got!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 13:05:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819229#M1284554</guid>
      <dc:creator>2blonde</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2018-07-31T13:05:53Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Seriously Funny Subject Line</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819272#M1284557</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Approaching Medicare age in a month, I've been flooded with telemarketing calls for everything from long term care insurance, medical devices, Medicare supplement programs and on and on.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I usually let my call blocker handle these calls, but a few I've answered by mistake and when I realized it was a telemarketer, I said, "I'm sorry, I passed away last week."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Can you believe that not one of these morons realized what I said, but offered condolences and said they would remove that name from their 'list', LOL!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Whatever works.........&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 13:32:06 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819272#M1284557</guid>
      <dc:creator>KingstonsMom</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2018-07-31T13:32:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Seriously Funny Subject Line</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819355#M1284567</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/34174"&gt;@KingstonsMom&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;Approaching Medicare age in a month, I've been flooded with telemarketing calls for everything from long term care insurance, medical devices, Medicare supplement programs and on and on.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I usually let my call blocker handle these calls, but a few I've answered by mistake and when I realized it was a telemarketer, I said, "I'm sorry, I passed away last week."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Can you believe that not one of these morons realized what I said, but offered condolences and said they would remove that name from their 'list', LOL!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Whatever works.........&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;My husband turns 65 in December and we’ve even had salesmen show up unannounced. Haven’t gotten calls yet.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 14:13:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819355#M1284567</guid>
      <dc:creator>Meowingkitty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2018-07-31T14:13:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Seriously Funny Subject Line</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819417#M1284574</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/176455"&gt;@Meowingkitty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/4666"&gt;@shaggygirl&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Yes, the same thing started happening to me when I was about 64-1/2.....but guess what?&amp;nbsp; It never stops because every year after that it starts all over again as we approach the sign up period in the fall.&amp;nbsp; The irony is that I'm not even on Medicare yet because I still work full time and am covered by my employer.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 14:40:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4819417#M1284574</guid>
      <dc:creator>2blonde</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2018-07-31T14:40:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Seriously Funny Subject Line</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4820172#M1284740</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src="http://rs201.pbsrc.com/albums/aa113/Lee1959/Cats/Joker.gif?w=280&amp;amp;h=210&amp;amp;fit=crop" border="0" alt="Related image" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 18:52:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4820172#M1284740</guid>
      <dc:creator>Spurt</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2018-07-31T18:52:17Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Seriously Funny Subject Line</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4820218#M1284748</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/176455"&gt;@Meowingkitty&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/34174"&gt;@KingstonsMom&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;Approaching Medicare age in a month, I've been flooded with telemarketing calls for everything from long term care insurance, medical devices, Medicare supplement programs and on and on.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I usually let my call blocker handle these calls, but a few I've answered by mistake and when I realized it was a telemarketer, I said, "I'm sorry, I passed away last week."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Can you believe that not one of these morons realized what I said, but offered condolences and said they would remove that name from their 'list', LOL!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Whatever works.........&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;My husband turns 65 in December and we’ve even had salesmen show up unannounced. Haven’t gotten calls yet.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/176455"&gt;@Meowingkitty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I also had a lady show up at my door, but I didn't answer, since I didn't know her or what she wanted.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;She left a card about "an urgent matter" that she needed to discuss with me and when I called the number back, she was selling Medicare supplement insurance.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I told her that she was on notice to never step foot on my property again, uninvited, that's why I have no trespassing and no soliciting signs on my property.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 19:09:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Seriously-Funny-Subject-Line/m-p/4820218#M1284748</guid>
      <dc:creator>KingstonsMom</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2018-07-31T19:09:38Z</dc:date>
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