Another tongue-in-cheek look at "old age"

novamc1 — Tue, 06 Mar 2018 17:08:44 GMT

As I get older, I realize………

---I talk to myself, because I need expert advice

--Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud

--I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pXXXing me off

--My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

--When I was a child, I thought naptime was punishment. Now it’s a mini-vacation.

--The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it”.

--The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

--Even duct tape can’t fix stupid. But it can muffle the sound.

--Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

--“Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there.

Re: Another tongue-in-cheek look at "old age"

qualitygal — Tue, 06 Mar 2018 17:11:17 GMT

I can only take this stuff one a day.

viva923 — Tue, 06 Mar 2018 21:39:04 GMT

oh my really enjoyed this post. made me laugh and realize that is me to a tee. I guess that means I am in old section of life LOL

thanks for giving me a good chuckle and put a smile on my face.