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So, It Begins!

KaliaMonet — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 20:49:20 GMT

Deck the halls with rows of humidifiers

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Eliminate wrinkles and fine liners

Fa la la la la, la la la la

With his red card, there is Scottie

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Breathe the steam, become a hottie

Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the grey smoke rise before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la

"Clinically proven" to make us less porous

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow me in great displeasure

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Because it's the annual winter "treasure"

Fa la la la la, la la la la

I have so many of these, I should be gorgeous

Fa la la la la, la la la la

My room's so damp, I can swim like a porpoise

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Because this humidifier is for you, my ladies

Fa la la la la, la la la la

So you can have skin like bums of babies

Fa la la la la, la la la.... LA!

*Then Kalia remembers she is not a writer*

Re: So, It Begins!

deepwaterdotter — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 20:53:29 GMT

If you were a teacher, you would be a good person to put in charge of the holiday pageant. The students would have fun singing your customized carols!

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Pearlee — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 20:59:01 GMT

I don't know about it "beginning." To me the same stuff goes on pretty much all year at QVC; just with different names for the programs and the set decor changes in the background. Other than that, same old, same old.

Re: So, It Begins!

Teddie — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 20:59:07 GMT

You are one clever, funny lady!

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software — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 21:07:23 GMT

It's jewelry for your home.

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dex — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 21:26:26 GMT

@KaliaMonet Hahahahahahah haha. .....HA! Thanks

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ROMARY — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 21:46:19 GMT

'Just when we thought it was safe' ....... ...... ...... ......

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makena — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 21:56:52 GMT

And that guy that waves the steam up to his face, breathing deeply and sucking the vapors up his nose makes me want to slap him.

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Preds — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:10:56 GMT

We all dry out

and we know it.

Bring the moisture

so we can show it.

Need the steaming,

for the creaming.

That will be coming

with the pooping

cleaning.

Re: So, It Begins!

Nancy Drew — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:30:47 GMT

For me it really never begins until I see a pooping moose. I think the Q has retired it but there is always the vast internet memory of my holiday wish.

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maximillian — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 23:08:03 GMT

We have had "Christmas in July" since July. Almost nonstop. Of course in September we got the Christmas trees. So demoralizing. So greedy. Really, really not what the CHRISTIAN celebration of Christmas is all about.

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millieshops — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 23:59:15 GMT

@maximillianQVC is certainly not alone in selling the holidays, but none of them can sell what people don't want.

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nrm — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 03:24:08 GMT

@KaliaMonet Hilarious! I have two going right now!

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De Anna — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 03:27:38 GMT

@KaliaMonet, so true. Same thing, different year. Too, funny.

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SydneyH — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 03:44:02 GMT

I have two of those humidifiers, they are the best I've ever owned.

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Susan Louise — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 03:49:55 GMT

@SydneyH wrote:
I have two of those humidifiers, they are the best I've ever owned.

@SydneyH Same here! We have a black one in our livingroom and the gray on in our bedroom. We started using them about a week ago

Re: So, It Begins!

Karie2022 — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 09:56:40 GMT

Omg...too funny...I just bought that exact humidifier in that colorHavent used it yet, but I was attracted to the top pour feature, so tired of lugging a huge container to the tub to fill.hope it works well

Re: So, It Begins!

qualitygal — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 10:21:35 GMT

@KaliaMonet, nice to see you posting again.

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OfCourse — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 10:45:51 GMT

Fabulous poem, @KaliaMonet!

Re: So, It Begins!

Cakers3 — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 13:51:10 GMT

Does anybody have a problem with the floor getting wet? I've looked at these before but I've been staying with the non-mist humidifiers.

Seems as though the mist falls to the floor. We had a mini-mister once and it made a mess.