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Monday giggle

akaburtonfan — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 21:23:40 GMT

Found this today and since my day has been a bit stressful thought it was fitting.

STRESS DIET

Breakfast

1/2 grapefruit

1 slice whole wheat toast

8 oz skim milk

Lunch

4 oz lean broiled chicken breast

1/2 cup steamed zucchini

1 Oreo cookie

Herb tea

Mid-afternoon snack

Rest of package of Oreos

1 qt. Rocky Road ice cream

1 jar Hot Fudge

DInner

2 loaves garlic bread

large pepperoni and mushroom pizza

large pitcher of beer

3 Milky Way candy bars

entire frozen cheesecake -- eaten directly from the freezer.

Re: Monday giggle

homedecor1 — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 21:28:18 GMT

@akaburtonfan

I love this diet & since I've been stuck at home (after surgery) having the "saloon style door" put on my fridge is perfect!!! 😉😉😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

Re: Monday giggle

chrystaltree — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 21:28:45 GMT

Oh, that is funny...lol Sad to say, I used to eat that way. I was good until 3:30 or 4pm and then I couldn't get enough carbs, fat and sugar. I became an eating machine.

Re: Monday giggle

cotton4me — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 21:43:56 GMT

That is too funny!!! Oh how I can relate.

Re: Monday giggle

on the bay — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 22:03:48 GMT

lol!

That is really funny!

Thanks for that

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MarkeieMark — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 23:42:51 GMT

That is just halarious. And I could go for some good garlic bread.

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nrm — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:52:21 GMT

@akaburtonfan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!

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meallen616 — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 12:02:03 GMT

Love it,

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TaylorBrown — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 12:09:00 GMT

This is real. Like one of the other posters, I can make it through the end of my shift, but on the way home I feel like I coul eat a cow some days. Other days I'm just fine.

Re: Monday giggle

dex — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 13:45:45 GMT

@TaylorBrown I like to snack at three so that I am not ready to eat the whole cow at dinner.I usually have a few almond or walnuts..... that's what works for me.

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TaylorBrown — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 13:55:36 GMT

@dex I may have to try keeping a snack size bag of mixed nuts or something with me. It is terrible to be driving home and feel like I haven't eaten all day even though I have.

Re: Monday giggle

dex — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 14:17:21 GMT

@TaylorBrown I have another tip for you about the nuts...in order to avoid over eating them make sure they are unsalted or unsweetened.Those are the triggers for overeating for a lot of people and try to eat them before you are starving.

Re: Monday giggle

LilacTree — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 16:01:52 GMT

@akaburtonfan wrote:
Found this today and since my day has been a bit stressful thought it was fitting.

STRESS DIET

Breakfast
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz skim milk

Lunch
4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
1/2 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie
Herb tea

Mid-afternoon snack
Rest of package of Oreos
1 qt. Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar Hot Fudge

DInner
2 loaves garlic bread
large pepperoni and mushroom pizza
large pitcher of beer
3 Milky Way candy bars
entire frozen cheesecake -- eaten directly from the freezer.

@akaburtonfan

"Giggle" for sure!! I laughed out loud when I got to the third paragraph. Funny, funny post!!

Re: Monday giggle

viva923 — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 21:02:44 GMT

oh i love the funny today thanks for chuckle