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Halloween Jokes

Daisy Sunflower — Tue, 10 Oct 2017 18:45:28 GMT

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

I knew it would come back to haunt me.

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I am still oxox — Tue, 10 Oct 2017 19:09:47 GMT

Why couldn't the ghost have kids . . .

Cuz he has a hollow weenie

lol

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newjerseygirl — Tue, 10 Oct 2017 19:20:17 GMT

What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?

Booooooots

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MickD — Tue, 10 Oct 2017 19:22:11 GMT

Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

Cuz they have no-body to love.

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Starpolisher — Tue, 10 Oct 2017 19:57:49 GMT

Told to me by my "Alexa".

What do ghosts feed monkeys...

Boo-nanas!🎃

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MarkeieMark — Tue, 10 Oct 2017 20:33:12 GMT

The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

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Spurt — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 01:35:36 GMT

What kind of makeup do goblins wear?

mas-scare-a

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes

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MickD — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 01:40:21 GMT

What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?

Spook-etti!

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Spurt — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 01:40:51 GMT

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.

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Daisy Sunflower — Tue, 31 Oct 2017 23:23:41 GMT

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on the bay — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 02:48:53 GMT

@MarkeieMark wrote:
The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

@MarkeieMark-

This was so funny-but so true!

The other day I was noticing all the spider webs outside (ok and cobwebs inside lol!)

and I thought, there seemed to be an unusual amount-maybe they like this part of the year to spin webs and then thought, and why not? Perfect for Halloween!

Has anyone else noticed more spider webs than usual?

There is the biggest one I've ever seen on the tree next to my deck!😨👻-its kind of fascinating!

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Daisy Sunflower — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 03:07:16 GMT

@on the bay wrote:
@MarkeieMark wrote:
The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

Has anyone else noticed more spider webs than usual?
There is the biggest one I've ever seen on the tree next to my deck!😨👻-its kind of fascinating!

It seems like every year we notice a huge web between the evergreens right next to our deck. It's right outside our kitchen window and we can see it when the light is just right. It's so cool !

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tammysu — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 03:14:14 GMT

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Because she married a Hollow-weiner!

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sward05 — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 03:15:11 GMT

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

BOO-jeans!

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MickD — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 13:26:47 GMT

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the boos!

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shell garden — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 13:42:21 GMT

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shell garden — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 13:50:27 GMT

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mistriTsquirrel — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:59:36 GMT

@Daisy wrote:

@Daisy Sunflower That little squirrel in the corner just wants Peanut M&M's, I'm sure of it.

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LTT1 — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:50:47 GMT

GOOD ONES!

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Cakers3 — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 21:19:21 GMT

HA! These are so cute-thanks to everyone who posted.