topic Corny Halloween Joke in Community Chat https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Corny-Halloween-Joke/m-p/266383#M115593 <BLOCKQUOTE> <DIV class="yiv259068785hmmessage" style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" dir="ltr"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV class="yiv259068785ecxgmail_quote" style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" dir="ltr"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-size: 12pt;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> &lt;&lt;span style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;<IMG id="yiv2590687856f64f027-d391-4159-83d8-844310082a28" src="http://mail.aol.com/37105-112/aol-6/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=29385962&amp;folder=NewMail&amp;partId=5" alt="/&gt;&lt;img id=" yiv2590687859aeb81a7-8e27-4dcc-a2f3-ca20b152ce27="" /><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><BR /> </SPAN> <STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"> Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">well, they decided to get married.One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome</SPAN></STRONG> <STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"> and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><BR /> </SPAN><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; color: red; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">Are you ready for this? Brace yourself! this is going to hurt</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; color: red; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">!! !!</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; color: red; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">!</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">&lt;&lt;/span&gt;<SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><IMG id="yiv259068785e1b0fb00-a502-46ae-b3a7-07a3b99deaa3" src="http://mail.aol.com/37105-112/aol-6/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=29385962&amp;folder=NewMail&amp;partId=7" alt="/&gt;&lt;img id=" yiv259068785fd227191-d370-470a-9961-f0fd7e1ff5d8="" /></SPAN><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">/&gt;</SPAN><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; color: #a00000; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">'WE HAVEN'T EVEN <SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; text-decoration: underline;">SWEPT TOGETHER</SPAN>!'</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">1</SPAN><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">............<IMG id="yiv2590687852db78829-308e-48b4-9b15-8eeaf983f94f" src="http://mail.aol.com/37105-112/aol-6/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=29385962&amp;folder=NewMail&amp;partId=11" alt="/&gt;......&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;" /></SPAN></SPAN></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE> Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:28:48 GMT KatherineW 2012-11-01T00:28:48Z Corny Halloween Joke https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Corny-Halloween-Joke/m-p/266383#M115593 <BLOCKQUOTE> <DIV class="yiv259068785hmmessage" style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" dir="ltr"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV class="yiv259068785ecxgmail_quote" style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" dir="ltr"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-size: 12pt;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> <DIV style="line-height: 1.22em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> &lt;&lt;span style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;<IMG id="yiv2590687856f64f027-d391-4159-83d8-844310082a28" src="http://mail.aol.com/37105-112/aol-6/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=29385962&amp;folder=NewMail&amp;partId=5" alt="/&gt;&lt;img id=" yiv2590687859aeb81a7-8e27-4dcc-a2f3-ca20b152ce27="" /><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><BR /> </SPAN> <STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"> Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">well, they decided to get married.One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome</SPAN></STRONG> <STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"> and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><BR /> </SPAN><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; color: red; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">Are you ready for this? Brace yourself! this is going to hurt</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; color: red; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">!! !!</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; color: red; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">!</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">&lt;&lt;/span&gt;<SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><IMG id="yiv259068785e1b0fb00-a502-46ae-b3a7-07a3b99deaa3" src="http://mail.aol.com/37105-112/aol-6/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=29385962&amp;folder=NewMail&amp;partId=7" alt="/&gt;&lt;img id=" yiv259068785fd227191-d370-470a-9961-f0fd7e1ff5d8="" /></SPAN><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">/&gt;</SPAN><STRONG style="line-height: 1.22em;"><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; color: #a00000; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">'WE HAVEN'T EVEN <SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; text-decoration: underline;">SWEPT TOGETHER</SPAN>!'</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">1</SPAN><SPAN style="line-height: 1.22em; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">............<IMG id="yiv2590687852db78829-308e-48b4-9b15-8eeaf983f94f" src="http://mail.aol.com/37105-112/aol-6/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=29385962&amp;folder=NewMail&amp;partId=11" alt="/&gt;......&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;" /></SPAN></SPAN></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE> Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:28:48 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Corny-Halloween-Joke/m-p/266383#M115593 KatherineW 2012-11-01T00:28:48Z