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Body Noises

qualitygal — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:03:54 GMT

My dog was on the floor resting, not far from me. My tummy made the loudest rumbling noise and my dog sat up, like what was that!? I tried to tell her it was ok. But she had to get up and look around.

In the mornings, I've got more snap, crackle, and pops of the leg joints going on than I could ever imagine.

I'm sure there's others here that may be sharing body noises symphony too. Which ones make you proud?

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SeaMaiden — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:06:11 GMT

Oh, this should get good!

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Jamma — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:12:30 GMT

@SeaMaiden

Good one.

Jamma

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Cakers3 — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:21:53 GMT

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deepwaterdotter — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:25:29 GMT

I'm prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow right now, you want to hear "body noises"?

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qualitygal — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:27:19 GMT

@deepwaterdotter wrote:
I'm prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow right now, you want to hear "body noises"?

ROFLOL, I mean, the Beach Boys had Pet Sounds, right? LOL

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Nightowlz — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:28:00 GMT

Does this include what I believe to be a farting ghost visitor? LOL!!!

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SeaMaiden — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:28:20 GMT

@deepwaterdotter wrote:
I'm prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow right now, you want to hear "body noises"?

@deepwaterdotter That is the noise I do not want to hear!😄💩

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shell garden — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:30:17 GMT

TOOTING in the morning,

TOOTING in the evening

TOOTING at suppertime

BE my little TOOTER

and love me all the time.

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Hey, sometimes I run my ownself outta the house....

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Jamma — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:40:03 GMT

@shell garden

To funny.

Jamma

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PhilaLady1 — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:46:47 GMT

I needed a good giggle today. Thanks!!

btw, my kitties don't react to my noises. I think they are just so used to hearing it.

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dex — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:56:16 GMT

I think digestive enzymes can help with the noisy stomach.

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shell garden — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 18:00:38 GMT

@Jamma wrote:
@shell garden

To funny.

Jamma

@Jamma.....TOO MUCH INFORMATION, lol.

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freakygirl — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 18:17:52 GMT

i remember when mom used to say her tummy made so much noise that she would get startled and think someone else was in the room talking to her! and now, boy do i know that feeling!

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MickD — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 18:34:20 GMT

I never heard my mom fart. No kidding. When she was in the hospital before she died, she was always profusely apologizing for burps, etc.....I didn't get that gene. My son doesn't burp or fart either.

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maestra — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 18:46:47 GMT

I say a small prayer before yoga so I dont embarrass myself.

Sometimes, your body is just going to do what it wants...

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maestra — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 18:47:57 GMT

@Nightowlz wrote:
Does this include what I believe to be a farting ghost visitor? LOL!!!

That's the dog sneaking into bed late at night.

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mistriTsquirrel — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 19:39:45 GMT

My brother had an app on his phone that would make fart noises. Apparently it's the easiest way to get the attention of your young kids. LoL Anyway, he came to town and we were bored, and he wanted to see how my mom's dog would react to the different sounds. It was pretty funny. She would tilt her head at some of the sounds, or act startled, but the funniest was when she looked at her own behind.

Every time I think of that it makes me chuckle.

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RainCityWoman — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 19:54:30 GMT

I once had a paranoid kitty who farted when I picked him up under his stomach and then got scared by his own fart, thinking someone was behind him waiting to attack. So.....I don't worry about any gurgling sounds my stomach might make around my cats. They react more to loud noises from outdoors.

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Kachina624 — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 23:45:17 GMT

We have now officially réached an all-time low point in the subject matter department here on the boards. This is what happens when the weather is calm and we can't talk politics.