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A Morning Giggle ~

pattypeep — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:10:12 GMT

No Intention to offend us ladies

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store. The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches." The judge then asked why she had done it. She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store." The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied in a nasty tone, "Five! But why do you care about that?" The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you five days in jail -- one day for each peach." As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak. The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?" The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."

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Preds — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:10:57 GMT

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KingstonsMom — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:12:18 GMT

@pattypeep

LOL! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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meallen616 — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:14:00 GMT

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Cakers3 — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:14:05 GMT

Ha!! Good one.

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phoenixbrd — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:16:08 GMT

@pattypeep Thanks...love starting the day with a laugh!

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TaylorBrown — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:17:49 GMT

This is cute! Thanks for sharing.

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chloe66 — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:35:53 GMT

Thanks...I needed that!!

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wishmoon — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:50:38 GMT

@pattypeep Funny! Thank you for sharing.

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Poodlepet2 — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 19:22:33 GMT

Love it! What if she had stolen a bag of Chia seeds? Teeheehee...Henny Youngman lives!

Poodlepet2

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Apple Crisp — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 19:47:53 GMT

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Foolywooly11 — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 23:07:50 GMT

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Thanks for the chuckle, @pattypeep!

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viva923 — Thu, 03 Aug 2017 00:44:38 GMT

thanks for the chuckle tonight