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How To Start A Fight

pattypeep — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:37:22 GMT

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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meallen616 — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:40:02 GMT

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makena — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:44:38 GMT

I really LOL on this one.

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software — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:46:06 GMT

Shouldn't the title be "How to Lose a Fight"??

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Qshopper1991 — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:49:39 GMT

@pattypeep

LOL!!!

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chlema — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:49:53 GMT

Now that made my day

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chickenbutt — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 18:01:35 GMT

Ha! Love it. Stole it. Thank You!

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Mz iMac — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 18:39:26 GMT

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qualitygal — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 18:56:22 GMT

I laughed too!! Wasn't expecting that. I have to read that one to my husband, he likes those too.

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SusieQ_2 — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 19:02:49 GMT

Cute!

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silentgirl — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 19:10:23 GMT

Totally unexpected belly laugh-

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goldensrbest — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 19:37:18 GMT

Thank you for a much needed laugh.

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Yahooey — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 20:18:12 GMT

I can't lol because I'm at work - but I really am on the inside shhhh

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Oznell — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 20:31:30 GMT

Both of you have terrific visual senses of humor-- I bet you get a kick out of each other. Delightful!

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beckyb1012 — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 20:32:11 GMT

I am so going to save/steal this one for my sister-in-laws. Yesterday between the three of us we had about 25 emails going back and forth so I do need "new material" from time to time" Thanks @pattypeep

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chickenbutt — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 20:34:55 GMT

Oznell wrote:
Both of you have terrific visual senses of humor-- I bet you get a kick out of each other. Delightful!

I could be wrong, and it wasn't represented as such, but I think this is a joke.

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pattypeep — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 22:23:04 GMT

@Oznell ?

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pattypeep — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 22:28:32 GMT

@beckyb1012For you and your sil's:

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My Gosh!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

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Cakers3 — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 22:29:27 GMT

Too darn funny!!

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Oznell — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 23:40:38 GMT

Ha, twopeas, I must be totally spaced today. First, I was thrown off by the story-- I thought, "Oh, twopeas must be a guy, not a woman, telling a funny story about him and his wife". I thought it was real, and the tag line was your witty joke.

You have to admit, it would be terribly cute if this anecdote really did happen between a jokester husband and wife! Thanks for the laugh...