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    <title>topic Tuesday's Positive Thread in Community Chat</title>
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    <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Don't miss a single chance to enrich your life or the lives of others. Lord,&lt;BR /&gt; Your blessings are countless. May I always be aware of Your presence in&lt;BR /&gt; my life, share my blessings, and use my blessings to be a blessing to&lt;BR /&gt; others.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Scripture for the day:&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "So we can say with confidence, 'The Lord is my helper; I will not be&lt;BR /&gt; afraid. What can anyone do to me?'" ~Hebrews 13:6&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Meditation for the day:&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; We can make it a daily practice to review our character. We can take our&lt;BR /&gt; character in relation to our daily life, to our dear ones, our friends, our&lt;BR /&gt; acquaintances and our work. Each day we can try to see where God wants us&lt;BR /&gt; to change. We can plan how best each fault can be eradicated or each&lt;BR /&gt; mistake be corrected. We need never be satisfied with a comparison with&lt;BR /&gt; those around us. We can strive toward a better life as our ultimate goal.&lt;BR /&gt; God is our helper through weakness to power, through danger to security,&lt;BR /&gt; through fear and worry to peace and serenity.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Prayer for the day:&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; I pray that I may make real progress toward a better life. I pray that I&lt;BR /&gt; may never be satisfied with my present state.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Hello my friends! On this ordinary day, I find many blessings - first at&lt;BR /&gt; Mass this morning - then later a phone call from both daughters, husband's&lt;BR /&gt; day off, love to see all the work he did on the yard - he pulled weeds,&lt;BR /&gt; trimmed the raspberry bu shes, and he helped me dig potatoes. Would you&lt;BR /&gt; believe this? Squirrels, for the first time ever I've seen this - have been&lt;BR /&gt; getting into our potatoes, and trying to carry them home with him, but they&lt;BR /&gt; drop them in the yard - all over wherever! Tonight our neighbor gave us our&lt;BR /&gt; red potato that a squirrel brought over to his lawn. I saw it with my own&lt;BR /&gt; eyes - a squirrel trying to run off with a potato and I just yelled, "Hey&lt;BR /&gt; you", and he dropped it and ran up a tree. Some have little bits, but some&lt;BR /&gt; don't have any. That is the strangest! So tonight I dug up the rest of our&lt;BR /&gt; red potatoes, we have maybe now about 10 pounds of potatoes, it's a small&lt;BR /&gt; patch. He planted another potato patch behind our shed, and those are&lt;BR /&gt; russets and not ready yet. Today I was blessed with a lot more lettuce,&lt;BR /&gt; kale, and parsley which I picked - washed good, and put in the fridge, and&lt;BR /&gt; we had a good salad tonight using those garden stuff, oh yes, forgot about&lt;BR /&gt; my yellow pepper from the garden. We will have plenty of peppers, red,&lt;BR /&gt; orange and yellow, and we'll have lots of cantaloupe and squash when it gets&lt;BR /&gt; ripe. We were disappointed in how few peas we got, and our beans are so&lt;BR /&gt; slow. I always love digging potatoes and seeing how many are there under&lt;BR /&gt; one plant! But if it were a big, huge potato field, I'm sure I'd be&lt;BR /&gt; thinking differently, like we had on the farm! Thanks for all your posts,&lt;BR /&gt; without them, we wouldn't have a thread! Praying for you all for all your&lt;BR /&gt; intentions and thanks for your prayers for us.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; My Morning Prayer&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; I come before You, Lord, In the newness of this day&lt;BR /&gt; To ask Your grace upon me, Your love to guide my way.&lt;BR /&gt; May I face this day with strength, A gift from You above,&lt;BR /&gt; And may I show to others The mercies of your love.&lt;BR /&gt; May I don my Christian faith Best to wear at its best,&lt;BR /&gt; So when temptations come to taunt I'm ready for their test.&lt;BR /&gt; Then when at last it's evening And I come again in prayer&lt;BR /&gt; May I not forget to thank You For this tender, loving care.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; By Mary Leonard&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; A NEW PRESCRIPTION&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Are you needing a prescription for&lt;BR /&gt; what's ailing you today?&lt;BR /&gt; Well, gather round folks and listen&lt;BR /&gt; to what I have to say.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The best thing about it, is it won't&lt;BR /&gt; cost you a dime;&lt;BR /&gt; All it's gonna take is a little of&lt;BR /&gt; your time.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The medicine that I prescribe is&lt;BR /&gt; J-E-S-U-S....FOR YOU;&lt;BR /&gt; Just read the label in His book&lt;BR /&gt; and do just what it says to do.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Take a spoonful of worship and&lt;BR /&gt; a spoonfull of praise;&lt;BR /&gt; It will cure all your aches and pains&lt;BR /&gt; if you do just what it says!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Take a mouthful of joy and another&lt;BR /&gt; of belief;&lt;BR /&gt; From the trouble you've been having&lt;BR /&gt; you will quickly find relief!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Take a great big swallow of faith&lt;BR /&gt; and another one of hope;&lt;BR /&gt; I promise you it won't be long&lt;BR /&gt; till you find that you can cope!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Take a huge dose of forgiveness&lt;BR /&gt; and a large dose of love;&lt;BR /&gt; Then throw out all those pills of&lt;BR /&gt; depression and give thanks to&lt;BR /&gt; your God above!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; I promise you'll feel better soon&lt;BR /&gt; and there'll be no doctor bills;&lt;BR /&gt; For God's your new physician&lt;BR /&gt; and He'll cure all your ills!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; You won't need an appointment&lt;BR /&gt; He will see you night or day;&lt;BR /&gt; You don't need no insurance&lt;BR /&gt; For that He already paid!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; He's always in His office&lt;BR /&gt; just waiting there for your call;&lt;BR /&gt; Whatever might be ailing you&lt;BR /&gt; He has the cure-all!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; I'll bet you're feeling better already!&lt;BR /&gt; Well let's give Him a big praise offering!&lt;BR /&gt; ~Helen Johnson~&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Kids are Quick:&lt;BR /&gt; Kids Are Quick&lt;BR /&gt; ____________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.&lt;BR /&gt; MARIA: Here it is.&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?&lt;BR /&gt; CLASS: Maria.&lt;BR /&gt; ____________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?&lt;BR /&gt; JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.&lt;BR /&gt; __________________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'&lt;BR /&gt; GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: No, that's wrong&lt;BR /&gt; GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.&lt;BR /&gt; (I Love this kid)&lt;BR /&gt; ____________________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?&lt;BR /&gt; DONALD: H I J K L M N O.&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: What are you talking about?&lt;BR /&gt; DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.&lt;BR /&gt; __________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't&lt;BR /&gt; have ten years ago.&lt;BR /&gt; WINNIE: Me!&lt;BR /&gt; __________________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?&lt;BR /&gt; GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.&lt;BR /&gt; _______________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'&lt;BR /&gt; MILLIE: I is..&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'&lt;BR /&gt; MILLIE: All right.. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'&lt;BR /&gt; ________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry&lt;BR /&gt; tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't&lt;BR /&gt; punish him?&lt;BR /&gt; LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.&lt;BR /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?&lt;BR /&gt; SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.&lt;BR /&gt; ______________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as&lt;BR /&gt; your brother's. Did you copy his?&lt;BR /&gt; CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.&lt;BR /&gt; ___________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when&lt;BR /&gt; people are no longer interested?&lt;BR /&gt; HAROLD: A teacher&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Prayer of Trust&lt;BR /&gt; By St. Aloysius Gonzaga&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; O Holy Mary, my Mistress!&lt;BR /&gt; I commend my soul and body&lt;BR /&gt; unto thy blessed and special trust today&lt;BR /&gt; and every day,&lt;BR /&gt; and at the hour of my passing hence.&lt;BR /&gt; To thee I entrust all my hope and consolation,&lt;BR /&gt; all my anguish and miseries,&lt;BR /&gt; my life and the end of my life,&lt;BR /&gt; that through thy most holy intercession&lt;BR /&gt; and thy merits,&lt;BR /&gt; all my actions may be&lt;BR /&gt; directed and disposed according&lt;BR /&gt; to thy will and that of thy Son.&lt;BR /&gt; Amen.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; ANGEL TALK&lt;BR /&gt; Author Unknown&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Just inside the Pearly Gates&lt;BR /&gt; Underneath a gorgeous sky&lt;BR /&gt; Two angels hovered near a cloud&lt;BR /&gt; (They don't sit like you and I!)&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "I just don't understand it,"&lt;BR /&gt; Said angel number one,&lt;BR /&gt; "I've watched and studied everything&lt;BR /&gt; Those foolish souls have done."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The second angel gave a shrug,&lt;BR /&gt; "Why do you even care?&lt;BR /&gt; It's no concern of ours at all&lt;BR /&gt; What they choose to do down there."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "Maybe not," the first one said,&lt;BR /&gt; "But still I'd like to know&lt;BR /&gt; With all the blessings they've received&lt;BR /&gt; What makes them quarrel so?"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The second angel stretched his wings&lt;BR /&gt; Then smoothed a ruffled feather,&lt;BR /&gt; "It's just about a hopeless cause&lt;BR /&gt; For men to live together."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "The Master's working very hard&lt;BR /&gt; Has been for generations. ....&lt;BR /&gt; And still they fight among themselves&lt;BR /&gt; causing death and devastation. "&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The older angel softly sighed,&lt;BR /&gt; "You can't change things, little one,&lt;BR /&gt; The Master's tried everything&lt;BR /&gt; He even sacrificed His Son!!"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The young angel nodded slowly,&lt;BR /&gt; "That's what seems so bad!&lt;BR /&gt; He suffered, bled and died for them!&lt;BR /&gt; He gave them all he had!"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "Oh, He still has more to give,"&lt;BR /&gt; The other looked both sad and wise,&lt;BR /&gt; "For I've seen Jesus when souls are lost,&lt;BR /&gt; And I've held Him while He cries."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "For to Him each one is precious&lt;BR /&gt; With a value beyond measure.....&lt;BR /&gt; He wants them all up here with Him&lt;BR /&gt; To share in Heaven's treasure."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "And sometimes, someone down on Earth&lt;BR /&gt; Will kneel in fervent prayer&lt;BR /&gt; Crying out, 'Please help me, God!&lt;BR /&gt; Show me that You're there!'"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "And when that happens you will hear&lt;BR /&gt; All the bells of Heaven ring!&lt;BR /&gt; As the Master's love pours down like rain&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; And the Heart of Jesus sings!"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The Caged Birds&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; A man was on the side of the road with a large birdcage.&lt;BR /&gt; A boy noticed that the cage was full of birds of many kinds.&lt;BR /&gt; Where did you get those birds?" he asked. "Oh, all over the&lt;BR /&gt; place," the man replied. "I lure them with crumbs, pretend I'm&lt;BR /&gt; their friend then when they are close, net them and shove them into&lt;BR /&gt; my cage." "And what are you going to do with them now?" The man&lt;BR /&gt; grinned, "I'm going to prod them with sticks, and get them really&lt;BR /&gt; mad so they fight and kill each other. Those that survive, I will&lt;BR /&gt; kill. None will escape." The boy looked steadily at the man. What&lt;BR /&gt; made him do such things? He looked into the cruel, hard eyes. Then&lt;BR /&gt; he looked at the birds, defenseless, without hope. "Can I buy those&lt;BR /&gt; birds?" the boy asked.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The man hid a smile, aware that he could be on to a good thing if he&lt;BR /&gt; played his cards right. "Well, he said hesitantly, "The cage is&lt;BR /&gt; pretty expensive, and I spent a lot of time collecting these birds.&lt;BR /&gt; I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll let you have the lot, birds, cage&lt;BR /&gt; and all for ten dollars and that jacket you're wearing." The boy&lt;BR /&gt; paused, ten dollars was all he had, and the jacket was new and very&lt;BR /&gt; special, in fact it was his prized possession. Slowly, he took out&lt;BR /&gt; the ten dollars and handed it over, then even more slowly he took off&lt;BR /&gt; his jacket, gave it one last look then handed that over too. And then&lt;BR /&gt; he opened the door and let the birds go free.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; MORAL OF THE STORY The Enemy of the world, Satan, was on the side of&lt;BR /&gt; life's road with a very large cage. The man coming towards him&lt;BR /&gt; noticed that it was crammed full of people of every kind, young, old,&lt;BR /&gt; from every race and nation. "Where did you get these people?" the man&lt;BR /&gt; asked. "Oh, from all over the world, " Satan replied. "I lure them&lt;BR /&gt; with drink, drugs, lust, lies, anger, hate, love of money and all&lt;BR /&gt; manner of things. I pretend I'm their friend, out to give them a&lt;BR /&gt; good time, then when I've hooked them, into the cage they go."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "And what are you going to do with them now?" asked the man. Satan&lt;BR /&gt; grinned. "I'm going to prod them, provoke them, get them to hate and&lt;BR /&gt; destroy each other; I'll stir up racial hatred, defiance of law and&lt;BR /&gt; order; I'll make people bored, lonely, dissatisfied, confused and&lt;BR /&gt; restless. It's easy. People will always listen to what I offer them&lt;BR /&gt; and (what's better) blame God for the outcome!"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; And then what?" the man asked. "Those who do not destroy themselves,&lt;BR /&gt; I will destroy. None will escape me." The man stepped forward. "Can&lt;BR /&gt; I buy these people from you," he asked. Satan snarled, "Yes, but it&lt;BR /&gt; will cost you your life."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "For God so loved the world, that he gave His only begotten Son, that&lt;BR /&gt; whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting&lt;BR /&gt; life&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Mother Teresa&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; on Love&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Give love to your children,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; to your wife or husband,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; to a next door neighbor.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Let no-one ever come to you&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; without leaving better and happier.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Be the living expression of God's&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; kindness; kindness in your face,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; kindness in&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; your eyes,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; kindness in&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; your smile,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; kindness in your warm greeting."&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2012 03:31:14 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>gloriajean</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2012-07-24T03:31:14Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Tuesday's Positive Thread</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Tuesday-s-Positive-Thread/m-p/229361#M101256</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Don't miss a single chance to enrich your life or the lives of others. Lord,&lt;BR /&gt; Your blessings are countless. May I always be aware of Your presence in&lt;BR /&gt; my life, share my blessings, and use my blessings to be a blessing to&lt;BR /&gt; others.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Scripture for the day:&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "So we can say with confidence, 'The Lord is my helper; I will not be&lt;BR /&gt; afraid. What can anyone do to me?'" ~Hebrews 13:6&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Meditation for the day:&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; We can make it a daily practice to review our character. We can take our&lt;BR /&gt; character in relation to our daily life, to our dear ones, our friends, our&lt;BR /&gt; acquaintances and our work. Each day we can try to see where God wants us&lt;BR /&gt; to change. We can plan how best each fault can be eradicated or each&lt;BR /&gt; mistake be corrected. We need never be satisfied with a comparison with&lt;BR /&gt; those around us. We can strive toward a better life as our ultimate goal.&lt;BR /&gt; God is our helper through weakness to power, through danger to security,&lt;BR /&gt; through fear and worry to peace and serenity.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Prayer for the day:&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; I pray that I may make real progress toward a better life. I pray that I&lt;BR /&gt; may never be satisfied with my present state.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Hello my friends! On this ordinary day, I find many blessings - first at&lt;BR /&gt; Mass this morning - then later a phone call from both daughters, husband's&lt;BR /&gt; day off, love to see all the work he did on the yard - he pulled weeds,&lt;BR /&gt; trimmed the raspberry bu shes, and he helped me dig potatoes. Would you&lt;BR /&gt; believe this? Squirrels, for the first time ever I've seen this - have been&lt;BR /&gt; getting into our potatoes, and trying to carry them home with him, but they&lt;BR /&gt; drop them in the yard - all over wherever! Tonight our neighbor gave us our&lt;BR /&gt; red potato that a squirrel brought over to his lawn. I saw it with my own&lt;BR /&gt; eyes - a squirrel trying to run off with a potato and I just yelled, "Hey&lt;BR /&gt; you", and he dropped it and ran up a tree. Some have little bits, but some&lt;BR /&gt; don't have any. That is the strangest! So tonight I dug up the rest of our&lt;BR /&gt; red potatoes, we have maybe now about 10 pounds of potatoes, it's a small&lt;BR /&gt; patch. He planted another potato patch behind our shed, and those are&lt;BR /&gt; russets and not ready yet. Today I was blessed with a lot more lettuce,&lt;BR /&gt; kale, and parsley which I picked - washed good, and put in the fridge, and&lt;BR /&gt; we had a good salad tonight using those garden stuff, oh yes, forgot about&lt;BR /&gt; my yellow pepper from the garden. We will have plenty of peppers, red,&lt;BR /&gt; orange and yellow, and we'll have lots of cantaloupe and squash when it gets&lt;BR /&gt; ripe. We were disappointed in how few peas we got, and our beans are so&lt;BR /&gt; slow. I always love digging potatoes and seeing how many are there under&lt;BR /&gt; one plant! But if it were a big, huge potato field, I'm sure I'd be&lt;BR /&gt; thinking differently, like we had on the farm! Thanks for all your posts,&lt;BR /&gt; without them, we wouldn't have a thread! Praying for you all for all your&lt;BR /&gt; intentions and thanks for your prayers for us.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; My Morning Prayer&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; I come before You, Lord, In the newness of this day&lt;BR /&gt; To ask Your grace upon me, Your love to guide my way.&lt;BR /&gt; May I face this day with strength, A gift from You above,&lt;BR /&gt; And may I show to others The mercies of your love.&lt;BR /&gt; May I don my Christian faith Best to wear at its best,&lt;BR /&gt; So when temptations come to taunt I'm ready for their test.&lt;BR /&gt; Then when at last it's evening And I come again in prayer&lt;BR /&gt; May I not forget to thank You For this tender, loving care.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; By Mary Leonard&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; A NEW PRESCRIPTION&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Are you needing a prescription for&lt;BR /&gt; what's ailing you today?&lt;BR /&gt; Well, gather round folks and listen&lt;BR /&gt; to what I have to say.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The best thing about it, is it won't&lt;BR /&gt; cost you a dime;&lt;BR /&gt; All it's gonna take is a little of&lt;BR /&gt; your time.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The medicine that I prescribe is&lt;BR /&gt; J-E-S-U-S....FOR YOU;&lt;BR /&gt; Just read the label in His book&lt;BR /&gt; and do just what it says to do.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Take a spoonful of worship and&lt;BR /&gt; a spoonfull of praise;&lt;BR /&gt; It will cure all your aches and pains&lt;BR /&gt; if you do just what it says!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Take a mouthful of joy and another&lt;BR /&gt; of belief;&lt;BR /&gt; From the trouble you've been having&lt;BR /&gt; you will quickly find relief!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Take a great big swallow of faith&lt;BR /&gt; and another one of hope;&lt;BR /&gt; I promise you it won't be long&lt;BR /&gt; till you find that you can cope!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Take a huge dose of forgiveness&lt;BR /&gt; and a large dose of love;&lt;BR /&gt; Then throw out all those pills of&lt;BR /&gt; depression and give thanks to&lt;BR /&gt; your God above!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; I promise you'll feel better soon&lt;BR /&gt; and there'll be no doctor bills;&lt;BR /&gt; For God's your new physician&lt;BR /&gt; and He'll cure all your ills!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; You won't need an appointment&lt;BR /&gt; He will see you night or day;&lt;BR /&gt; You don't need no insurance&lt;BR /&gt; For that He already paid!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; He's always in His office&lt;BR /&gt; just waiting there for your call;&lt;BR /&gt; Whatever might be ailing you&lt;BR /&gt; He has the cure-all!&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; I'll bet you're feeling better already!&lt;BR /&gt; Well let's give Him a big praise offering!&lt;BR /&gt; ~Helen Johnson~&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Kids are Quick:&lt;BR /&gt; Kids Are Quick&lt;BR /&gt; ____________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.&lt;BR /&gt; MARIA: Here it is.&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?&lt;BR /&gt; CLASS: Maria.&lt;BR /&gt; ____________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?&lt;BR /&gt; JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.&lt;BR /&gt; __________________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'&lt;BR /&gt; GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: No, that's wrong&lt;BR /&gt; GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.&lt;BR /&gt; (I Love this kid)&lt;BR /&gt; ____________________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?&lt;BR /&gt; DONALD: H I J K L M N O.&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: What are you talking about?&lt;BR /&gt; DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.&lt;BR /&gt; __________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't&lt;BR /&gt; have ten years ago.&lt;BR /&gt; WINNIE: Me!&lt;BR /&gt; __________________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?&lt;BR /&gt; GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.&lt;BR /&gt; _______________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'&lt;BR /&gt; MILLIE: I is..&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'&lt;BR /&gt; MILLIE: All right.. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'&lt;BR /&gt; ________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry&lt;BR /&gt; tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't&lt;BR /&gt; punish him?&lt;BR /&gt; LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.&lt;BR /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?&lt;BR /&gt; SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.&lt;BR /&gt; ______________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as&lt;BR /&gt; your brother's. Did you copy his?&lt;BR /&gt; CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.&lt;BR /&gt; ___________________________________&lt;BR /&gt; TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when&lt;BR /&gt; people are no longer interested?&lt;BR /&gt; HAROLD: A teacher&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Prayer of Trust&lt;BR /&gt; By St. Aloysius Gonzaga&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; O Holy Mary, my Mistress!&lt;BR /&gt; I commend my soul and body&lt;BR /&gt; unto thy blessed and special trust today&lt;BR /&gt; and every day,&lt;BR /&gt; and at the hour of my passing hence.&lt;BR /&gt; To thee I entrust all my hope and consolation,&lt;BR /&gt; all my anguish and miseries,&lt;BR /&gt; my life and the end of my life,&lt;BR /&gt; that through thy most holy intercession&lt;BR /&gt; and thy merits,&lt;BR /&gt; all my actions may be&lt;BR /&gt; directed and disposed according&lt;BR /&gt; to thy will and that of thy Son.&lt;BR /&gt; Amen.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; ANGEL TALK&lt;BR /&gt; Author Unknown&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Just inside the Pearly Gates&lt;BR /&gt; Underneath a gorgeous sky&lt;BR /&gt; Two angels hovered near a cloud&lt;BR /&gt; (They don't sit like you and I!)&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "I just don't understand it,"&lt;BR /&gt; Said angel number one,&lt;BR /&gt; "I've watched and studied everything&lt;BR /&gt; Those foolish souls have done."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The second angel gave a shrug,&lt;BR /&gt; "Why do you even care?&lt;BR /&gt; It's no concern of ours at all&lt;BR /&gt; What they choose to do down there."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "Maybe not," the first one said,&lt;BR /&gt; "But still I'd like to know&lt;BR /&gt; With all the blessings they've received&lt;BR /&gt; What makes them quarrel so?"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The second angel stretched his wings&lt;BR /&gt; Then smoothed a ruffled feather,&lt;BR /&gt; "It's just about a hopeless cause&lt;BR /&gt; For men to live together."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "The Master's working very hard&lt;BR /&gt; Has been for generations. ....&lt;BR /&gt; And still they fight among themselves&lt;BR /&gt; causing death and devastation. "&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The older angel softly sighed,&lt;BR /&gt; "You can't change things, little one,&lt;BR /&gt; The Master's tried everything&lt;BR /&gt; He even sacrificed His Son!!"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The young angel nodded slowly,&lt;BR /&gt; "That's what seems so bad!&lt;BR /&gt; He suffered, bled and died for them!&lt;BR /&gt; He gave them all he had!"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "Oh, He still has more to give,"&lt;BR /&gt; The other looked both sad and wise,&lt;BR /&gt; "For I've seen Jesus when souls are lost,&lt;BR /&gt; And I've held Him while He cries."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "For to Him each one is precious&lt;BR /&gt; With a value beyond measure.....&lt;BR /&gt; He wants them all up here with Him&lt;BR /&gt; To share in Heaven's treasure."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "And sometimes, someone down on Earth&lt;BR /&gt; Will kneel in fervent prayer&lt;BR /&gt; Crying out, 'Please help me, God!&lt;BR /&gt; Show me that You're there!'"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "And when that happens you will hear&lt;BR /&gt; All the bells of Heaven ring!&lt;BR /&gt; As the Master's love pours down like rain&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; And the Heart of Jesus sings!"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The Caged Birds&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; A man was on the side of the road with a large birdcage.&lt;BR /&gt; A boy noticed that the cage was full of birds of many kinds.&lt;BR /&gt; Where did you get those birds?" he asked. "Oh, all over the&lt;BR /&gt; place," the man replied. "I lure them with crumbs, pretend I'm&lt;BR /&gt; their friend then when they are close, net them and shove them into&lt;BR /&gt; my cage." "And what are you going to do with them now?" The man&lt;BR /&gt; grinned, "I'm going to prod them with sticks, and get them really&lt;BR /&gt; mad so they fight and kill each other. Those that survive, I will&lt;BR /&gt; kill. None will escape." The boy looked steadily at the man. What&lt;BR /&gt; made him do such things? He looked into the cruel, hard eyes. Then&lt;BR /&gt; he looked at the birds, defenseless, without hope. "Can I buy those&lt;BR /&gt; birds?" the boy asked.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; The man hid a smile, aware that he could be on to a good thing if he&lt;BR /&gt; played his cards right. "Well, he said hesitantly, "The cage is&lt;BR /&gt; pretty expensive, and I spent a lot of time collecting these birds.&lt;BR /&gt; I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll let you have the lot, birds, cage&lt;BR /&gt; and all for ten dollars and that jacket you're wearing." The boy&lt;BR /&gt; paused, ten dollars was all he had, and the jacket was new and very&lt;BR /&gt; special, in fact it was his prized possession. Slowly, he took out&lt;BR /&gt; the ten dollars and handed it over, then even more slowly he took off&lt;BR /&gt; his jacket, gave it one last look then handed that over too. And then&lt;BR /&gt; he opened the door and let the birds go free.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; MORAL OF THE STORY The Enemy of the world, Satan, was on the side of&lt;BR /&gt; life's road with a very large cage. The man coming towards him&lt;BR /&gt; noticed that it was crammed full of people of every kind, young, old,&lt;BR /&gt; from every race and nation. "Where did you get these people?" the man&lt;BR /&gt; asked. "Oh, from all over the world, " Satan replied. "I lure them&lt;BR /&gt; with drink, drugs, lust, lies, anger, hate, love of money and all&lt;BR /&gt; manner of things. I pretend I'm their friend, out to give them a&lt;BR /&gt; good time, then when I've hooked them, into the cage they go."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "And what are you going to do with them now?" asked the man. Satan&lt;BR /&gt; grinned. "I'm going to prod them, provoke them, get them to hate and&lt;BR /&gt; destroy each other; I'll stir up racial hatred, defiance of law and&lt;BR /&gt; order; I'll make people bored, lonely, dissatisfied, confused and&lt;BR /&gt; restless. It's easy. People will always listen to what I offer them&lt;BR /&gt; and (what's better) blame God for the outcome!"&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; And then what?" the man asked. "Those who do not destroy themselves,&lt;BR /&gt; I will destroy. None will escape me." The man stepped forward. "Can&lt;BR /&gt; I buy these people from you," he asked. Satan snarled, "Yes, but it&lt;BR /&gt; will cost you your life."&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "For God so loved the world, that he gave His only begotten Son, that&lt;BR /&gt; whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting&lt;BR /&gt; life&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Mother Teresa&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; on Love&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; "Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Give love to your children,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; to your wife or husband,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; to a next door neighbor.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Let no-one ever come to you&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; without leaving better and happier.&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; Be the living expression of God's&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; kindness; kindness in your face,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; kindness in&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; your eyes,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; kindness in&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; your smile,&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; kindness in your warm greeting."&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2012 03:31:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>gloriajean</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2012-07-24T03:31:14Z</dc:date>
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