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    <title>topic Is there an R.N. in the house? in Wellness</title>
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    <description>&lt;P&gt;In our house, it was my mom. Among many other things, she delighted in writing those notes periodically required to excuse one's absence from school. I couldn't have been more than eight or nine, when on one occasion she wrote, "Please excuse Loopy's absence from school yesterday. She suffered a gastrointestinal disturbance." Wide eyed, I gasped, "What's THAT??" "You had a bellyache!" she chuckled. One day, while riding my bike at lunch time, I fell off, landing squarely on my mouth. The next morning, my mom wrote, "Please excuse Loopy's absence from school yesterday afternoon. She suffered a fall from her bicycle, and spent the afternoon applying cold compresses to her lips and gums. The oral cavity is very vascular." "What does THAT mean?", I wanted to know. "Your mouth bleeds easily", she smiled. Another time she wrote, "Please excuse Loopy's absence from school yesterday. She suffered a bout of rhinorrhea." Hmmm--that sounded disgustingly like diarrhea to me. What was it?? "You had a cold--a runny nose!" she answered cheerily.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;Among the things I miss most are the mischievous twinkle in her eye, and her wry sense of humor.---A great nurse and a great mom!&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;Any other upbeat stories about health and wellness professionals near and dear to our hearts? She would have been the first to prescribe laughter as the best medicine!&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 04:58:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;P&gt;In our house, it was my mom. Among many other things, she delighted in writing those notes periodically required to excuse one's absence from school. I couldn't have been more than eight or nine, when on one occasion she wrote, "Please excuse Loopy's absence from school yesterday. She suffered a gastrointestinal disturbance." Wide eyed, I gasped, "What's THAT??" "You had a bellyache!" she chuckled. One day, while riding my bike at lunch time, I fell off, landing squarely on my mouth. The next morning, my mom wrote, "Please excuse Loopy's absence from school yesterday afternoon. She suffered a fall from her bicycle, and spent the afternoon applying cold compresses to her lips and gums. The oral cavity is very vascular." "What does THAT mean?", I wanted to know. "Your mouth bleeds easily", she smiled. Another time she wrote, "Please excuse Loopy's absence from school yesterday. She suffered a bout of rhinorrhea." Hmmm--that sounded disgustingly like diarrhea to me. What was it?? "You had a cold--a runny nose!" she answered cheerily.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;Among the things I miss most are the mischievous twinkle in her eye, and her wry sense of humor.---A great nurse and a great mom!&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;Any other upbeat stories about health and wellness professionals near and dear to our hearts? She would have been the first to prescribe laughter as the best medicine!&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;</description>
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