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A Thanksgiving funny

Lacey1 — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 13:27:25 GMT

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Citrine1 — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 13:49:17 GMT

Aww. Hahaha. That's cute!

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beckyb1012 — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 15:30:06 GMT

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his a s and let him go!'

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denisemb — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 17:36:19 GMT

These are great! Here's mine an oldie but a goodie:

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Nataliesgramma — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 21:12:54 GMT

My daughter worked in a grocery store in the Floral dept when she was a Senior in HS. She called me saying their turkeys were on sale for 29 cents.That was a good price and I asked her if she had enough money on her to buy 2, because I would freeze one for Christmas. She said she did and we hung up.

She took the 2 turkeys to the register and the clerk rang them up. When the clerk told her the total, my daughter reminded her that they were on sale for 29 cents.........the clerk laughed and said "Honey, it's .29 cents A POUND".....we still laugh about it every Thanksgiving.....

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chickenbutt — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 21:22:51 GMT

Ha! Love it, and the joke too. Thanks for the smiles. Been a stressful morning and I appreciate every smile I can get.

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novamc1 — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 21:41:51 GMT

Every year I have to click on one of the many links to the turkey singing her Thanksgiving version of Gloria Gaynor's oldie hit, "I Will Survive".

To see that and a series of other hilarious Thanksgiving songs and parodies, just do an internet search using key words "i will survive turkey song".

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Chrystaltree2 — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 21:49:05 GMT

Omg! That is too funny for words.....lol Now I'll be giggling all night,

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denisemb — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 22:40:18 GMT

@novamc1 wrote:
Every year I have to click on one of the many links to the turkey singing her Thanksgiving version of Gloria Gaynor's oldie hit, "I Will Survive".

To see that and a series of other hilarious Thanksgiving songs and parodies, just do an internet search using key words "i will survive turkey song".

THAT is definitely worth searching for - love the lyrics! Thanks!

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novamc1 — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 13:35:21 GMT

Agree. Both the lyrics and the video graphics are priceless, and probably why it has been a perennial hit on the internet for several years. I think it has been around since 2012. He or she who created it deserves some sort of award.

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novamc1 — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 13:49:34 GMT

For another funny turkey music video, use keywords "You Can't Gobble Me"---a Thanksgiving version of a Diana Ross song.

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Preds — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 14:12:02 GMT

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Lacey1 — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 14:51:02 GMT

Tanning Towels!

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Lacey1 — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 15:07:42 GMT

O/T but it made me laugh:

A wife, being the romantic sort sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied;
"I am on the toilet. Please advise".

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LTT1 — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 15:56:21 GMT

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me,
who just are not sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST)
Salt/pepper to taste

THANKSGIVING FUNNY

from KatherineW (2012)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.

After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.

When the turkey's a*s*s* blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room,.... it's done

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LTT1 — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 18:29:52 GMT

@novamc1 Thank you... too too funny!